New government Seal

A friend from the states sent this to me.. Great work of fiction and idea IMO

New Government Seal:
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>> Official Announcement:
>> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a red, white and blue CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
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>> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

a reply to: 727Sky

Uncle Joe will likely give a magnificent mumble about how wonderful a bird the Trojan is too.

a reply to: 727Sky



I like the old one better.

a reply to: 727Sky

If I could vote for this you can count me in.
Very, how can I put it?.......Fitting?


as for the old Seal above, he's OK but sometimes he gets a little bit crazy.

a reply to: Tulpa

But we're never gonna survive unless. . . .

a reply to: 727Sky

Lmao.

Here in Canada we are just going to change the name of the Canada Goose to "Canada Goose'd".

And since we're polite, the condom will be lubricated, as well.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Kiss from a rose is a great song, almost forgot about that one! I'm all for the change though, we are teaching porn classes to first graders anyways so why not be transparent? I look at the Biden administration and I can hardly fathom the majestic Eagle feeling good about such defamation.

Bezos could have demonstrated the new seal on his latest endeavor...

originally posted by: MykeNukem
a reply to: 727Sky

Lmao.

Here in Canada we are just going to change the name of the Canada Goose to "Canada Goose'd".

And since we're polite, the condom will be lubricated, as well.

And the Loonie was in fact a prediction of what was to become of government.

Cheers - Dave

a reply to: MykeNukem

I'm surprised the Natives in the North didn't complain about the name of Nunavut which means our land.
They broke away from the Northwest Territories and got Nunavut. (none of it)

Greatest government joke ever, "you get none of it....I mean Nunavut"

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
a reply to: MykeNukem

I'm surprised the Natives in the North didn't complain about the name of Nunavut which means our land.
They broke away from the Northwest Territories and got Nunavut. (none of it)

Greatest government joke ever, "you get none of it....I mean Nunavut"

Yea, isn't that just a prime piece of land.

Resources? You'll have "Nunavut"

a reply to: 727Sky

To commemorate the current situation I'd suggest the seal be changed to a chess set and a number seven.

Guess the reference.


Seriously, though, why change the seal? Better to change the government.

I guess that would leave me out as I could never find one to fit....




Meme that is.

Bezos could demonstrate the new seal on his d*ck logo under AMAZON.