Looking For A Good Lie

a reply to: Tulpa

But I'm shy.

Just remember they're going to be more embarrassed than you...hopefully...on second thought...it may backfire. Ya never know these days. That might just make them wanna come in.

It's plausable I suppose.

But it's also likely there's more than one person in the UK using that routine to stop the baliffs.



a reply to: Tulpa

a reply to: dug88
Lol then invite them in and keep them busy for hours. Keep pretending you want the vaccination but still have questions.

And the questions are the important part. Obtuse ones that internally destroys their moral to even talk to you. They have to get a sick feeling just being at your place.

Three things:
They will struggle to come back and you will protect others from being annoyed / harassed, and you get to have some fun.





Add: Goto 11:45 at least.

They will use local health department records and have trained "medical" staff do the door knocking.

They will already know your status.

This works well with God botheres and jahovas witnesses.

originally posted by: ThatDamnDuckAgain
a reply to: dug88
Lol then invite them in and keep them busy for hours. Keep pretending you want the vaccination but still have questions.

And the questions are the important part. Obtuse ones that internally destroys their moral to even talk to you. They have to get a sick feeling just being at your place.

Three things:
They will struggle to come back and you will protect others from being annoyed / harassed, and you get to have some fun.

Add: Goto 11:45 at least.

How about, as you are reaching to shake their hand, "I am currently Covid positive -- what should I do?"

And that's legal?

I'm pretty sure that would he very illegal here in the UK.

I certainly hope it is at any rate.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They will use local health department records and have trained "medical" staff do the door knocking.

They will already know your status.

a reply to: nonspecific

I have a fog machine, a red strobo light and a dedicated upside down cross in storage for these occasions.

a reply to: EndtheMadnessNow

I think showing them that to the door is the right move as this is what i see when i type it on the search engines as well.

I don't have to lie, I have had doctor noted reactions to the flu vaccine and I have had some pretty crappy reactions to polyethylene glycol, propylene glycol, and polysorbate eighty for as long as I can remember...topically or in things like laxatives or food additives. I will not feel intimidated or guilty if they come around. If they try to tell me it is safe, I will tell them I want a ten million dollar guarantee that I will not get a bad reaction or die, I can have a lawyer write up an air tight contract which needs to be signed by Potus...., then I will take the vaccine. I hate having those reactions, I have avoided those glycol chemistries in foods and shampoos for thirty years, why would I allow someone to inject them in my arm.

originally posted by: nonspecific
And that's legal?

I'm pretty sure that would he very illegal here in the UK.

I certainly hope it is at any rate.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They will use local health department records and have trained "medical" staff do the door knocking.

They will already know your status.

Those that have been jabbed will have records and will have signed several documents pertaining to the validity of the shot record.

Those that haven't been jabbed will not have those records which can be cross-indexed with local census data that the government already has.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Just be serious about how this is incorrect and that you don't wish to be annoyed further.

Ask them for their name and then say

"Name, if you sign me a waiver that I am not in danger because I get vaccinated a third and fourth time stamped by a notary, make that check inside the box and leave your number, I will call as soon as I got the waiver."

Keep the stance the info is wrong. Maybe you're a bit demented and forgot you were not vaccinated, that's the last resort. Stress induced retrograde amnesia because you're so freaked out about the COVID.

originally posted by: nonspecific
And that's legal?

I'm pretty sure that would he very illegal here in the UK.

I certainly hope it is at any rate.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They will use local health department records and have trained "medical" staff do the door knocking.

They will already know your status.

It's EXTRA-legal

a reply to: dug88

Or the gangbang.

a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

They'll just place your name, that they already have, on a list.

a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

Lol then invite them in and keep them busy for hours. Keep pretending you want the vaccination but still have questions.

That sounds boring though, I'd have to make it entertaining. Maybe stare deeply and unblinkingly into the eyes of whoever's speaking to me, start asking them random questions about totally unrelated things, maybe do things that make them question my sanity

And the questions are the important part. Obtuse ones that internally destroys their moral to even talk to you. They have to get a sick feeling just being at your place.

My dad did this to some Jehova's Witnesses that showed up at his place once. He still tells the story.

Heh the video reminds me of the spam calls i get all the time from some scammers pretending to be from Canada Revenue agency. I like to meas with them. Sometimes I'll pretend to be RCMP, sometimes I'll sit have conversations with them and mess with them.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: Tulpa

But I'm shy.

Just remember they're going to be more embarrassed than you...hopefully...on second thought...it may backfire. Ya never know these days. That might just make them wanna come in.

In my clubbing days we all used to go back to a friends house for an after party. The front door opens directly into the living room and one morning the police called by for an "unrelated matter". We all got a bit paranoid and left them knocking for ages before I finally got up and let them in.
The room was rammed with silent, wide eyed people staring at the two cops who said what they had to say as quickly as possible then hastily left.

You had to be there but I bet they wondered what the heck was going on and I'm glad it wasn't my house.

a reply to: smh4wg

See...now...just get real into it, hit up a sex shop grab up a gimp mask and a paddle or something and answer the door in that while you ask about the gangbang.

a reply to: DBCowboy
What is this about, just informal?

Is there a penalty on you if you agree to be vaccinated, sign nothing though, and never show up? If so, why not just nod, smile and think "assholes"?

a reply to: dug88

Turn over the shoulder too and shout

"Jimmy, set up some more lube"

turn back and say enthusiastic:

"You want your lube cold, room temp or prewarmed?"