Received a vax text today.

“A spoonful of sugar, helps the medicine go down.”

-Mary Poppins.

You don’t hate Mary Poppins, do ya ATS?

I agree. Give me the million first. Then maybe I'll take the shot.

originally posted by: EdisonintheFM
a reply to: putnam6

I even blew out a mosquito's guts by flinching when it stuck me...

Believe or don't, affects me none whatsover. But both instances happened.

That’s very impressive. I tried like hell, but sharted instead.

Thank you, I’ll be imagining this superhero skill for the rest of my natural born life.

a reply to: EdisonintheFM

Just another way to locate where to send Biden's "Door-To-Door Vaccine Motivators".

originally posted by: chr0naut

originally posted by: VictorVonDoom

Do you have to purchase the COVID-19 vaccines to be vaccinated?

As an American citizen and tax payer, I have purchased many Covid19 shots.

originally posted by: underpass61
a reply to: EdisonintheFM

Lotteries are a pure sucker's bet. The odds are always astronomical but who doesn't mind throwing away a few bucks for that slim chance?

The problem with this lotto though is that it's not a few bucks you are throwing away, it's something far more valuable.
More than valuable, actually priceless.
NO THANKS.

Can I be bought? F#ing A I can be.

But I know this jab is not the *mark*, it's a trial run and I do believe eventually those jabbed will almost all experience negative side effects. But most side effects will be bearable maybe even nothing to be concerned about at all.

For a quarter of a million bucks, they can stick me once, preferably in my ass. But I'll need straight cash, unmarked, unscented, untraceable cash, nothing over a ten spot.

originally posted by: americanbuffalo1

originally posted by: chr0naut

originally posted by: VictorVonDoom

Do you have to purchase the COVID-19 vaccines to be vaccinated?

As an American citizen and tax payer, I have purchased many Covid19 shots.

Someone's paying for it right?

Welfare ain't free. Healthcare ain't free.

Taxpayers have ALWAYS paid for both, whether they like it or not.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: EdisonintheFM

Just another way to locate where to send Biden's "Door-To-Door Vaccine Motivators".

Good. Just washed my banana hammock, completely stain free.

Let...them...knock...

originally posted by: slatesteam
“A spoonful of sugar, helps the medicine go down.”

-Mary Poppins.

You don’t hate Mary Poppins, do ya ATS?

😄💰💰💰💰pay me then we talk

originally posted by: TexasTruth

originally posted by: EdisonintheFM
a reply to: putnam6

I even blew out a mosquito's guts by flinching when it stuck me...

Believe or don't, affects me none whatsover. But both instances happened.

That’s very impressive. I tried like hell, but sharted instead.

Thank you, I’ll be imagining this superhero skill for the rest of my natural born life.

Nothing super about it, mosquitoes are fragile little peaches, and vote democrat, I'd assume as well.

If there was an actual deadly pandemic you wouldn't' have to bribe or do literally anything to get people vaccinated. They would be storming the locations to get it. You also wouldn't have to "force" people to stay home. Despite what braindead liberals think people don't actually want to die. So if there's a risk they'll stay home. If there's a need they'll get a shot.

COVID is none of that.

a reply to: EdisonintheFM


Bruh. It’s for your own good.

You don’t hate children and society at large do you?

Just take eleventeen of them already.

I am not being payed, cajoled, bribed, threatened, peer-pressured, coerced, or anything else for this GD thought experiment in New Age medical therapies for a GD virus that was given GoF capability in the US then outsourced to China.

Event 201 Live can suck my fuc$in D!ck.

originally posted by: slatesteam
a reply to: EdisonintheFM


Bruh. It’s for your own good.

You don’t hate children and society at large do you?

Just take eleventeen of them already.

I am not being payed, cajoled, bribed, threatened, peer-pressured, coerced, or anything else for this GD thought experiment in New Age medical therapies for a GD virus that was given GoF capability in the US then outsourced to China.

Event 201 Live can suck my fuc$in D!ck.

😮

😂

originally posted by: jjkenobi
If there was an actual deadly pandemic you wouldn't' have to bribe or do literally anything to get people vaccinated. They would be storming the locations to get it. You also wouldn't have to "force" people to stay home. Despite what braindead liberals think people don't actually want to die. So if there's a risk they'll stay home. If there's a need they'll get a shot.

COVID is none of that.

I see what you're saying but the flavor of the month is not common sense. We're rolling with ignorance as the top seller for the rest of the year...

a reply to: EdisonintheFM

As God is my witness...if they GAVE me $1M to get the "vaccine"...I would still not take it.

a reply to: EdisonintheFM

The $1 million will not be awarded until the vaccination success rate is over 95%.

We will all be Alzheimer's patients by then.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: EdisonintheFM

As God is my witness...if they GAVE me $1M to get the "vaccine"...I would still not take it.

Thank you TAT!

F’ing thank you. Quote of the Day here.

And for all you naysayers, do us a solid loves, and ring up any one of the people that have (already) encountered one of the “extremely rare” adverse side effects from this “completely safe” “vaccine”.

Bonus points if it’s a parent experiencing hell on earth…

a reply to: EdisonintheFM

For $2 you can buy a lottery ticket for a lot more than $1M.
Essentially, they are just offering a couple of bucks (or a nice donut) to get the jab.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: EdisonintheFM

As God is my witness...if they GAVE me $1M to get the "vaccine"...I would still not take it.

And I respect for that. Wish I could say the same.

I'm tired of being broke though.

However I do have limitations, I might be desperate but I'm no fool.

I'm sure plenty would disagree.

😅

To the OP, can I ask if the message was delivered in meme form by Dr. Evil?

Because that would at least be pretty funny.

“Meeeleyohn”

Okay I’m done. Carry on ATS.