James Comey Loses his Head to Guillotine

On Monday morning former FBI Director James Comey died of natural causes; his heart stopped beating after a guillotine blade severed his head.

As reported previously, on June 4 the Office of Military Commissions found Comey guilty of murder and treason and decreed that he be decapitated on or before Independence Day. At 11:00 a.m. Monday, the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps fulfilled that promise, with Vice Adm. John G. Hannink presiding over a brief ceremony ahead of the execution.

Unlike Clinton and Podesta’s executions, Comey’s lacked fanfare; only a half dozen military personnel, including Marine Corps General David H. Berger, bore witness to Comey’s grisly but fitting demise. Also unlike previous executions, Comey’s lacked an execution detail. After two uniformed MPs escorted Comey to the ghoulish apparatus and laid his head on the chopping block, Vice Adm. Hannink personally pulled the lever that dropped the 88-pound blade from a height of 14 feet. Comey’s head fell into a basket, which was then sealed and taken to an unknown location.

The execution took place near the Windward Point Lighthouse on the southern edge of Guantanamo Bay. A source familiar with the event told Real Raw News that the guillotine used to end Comey’s life was one that he and former President Barack “Hussein” Obama had intended to use on law-abiding patriots. In that sense, the execution device was symbolic of Comey’s hatred toward America and its people.

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Another Quality story that is very believable due the extreme LARP'iness.

Wishful thinking. Too many deserving of this fate but as we all know it's fake news.

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Nouveau French Revolution FanFic is lacking in storyline

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Unlike Clinton and Podesta’s executions, Comey’s lacked fanfare; only a half dozen military personnel, including Marine Corps General David H. Berger, bore witness to Comey’s grisly but fitting demise. Also unlike previous executions, Comey’s lacked an execution detail. After two uniformed MPs escorted Comey to the ghoulish apparatus and laid his head on the chopping block, Vice Adm. Hannink personally pulled the lever that dropped the 88-pound blade from a height of 14 feet. Comey’s head fell into a basket, which was then sealed and taken to an unknown location.

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Onion Sorcha Fail in comparison 🤔

No wonder so many are walking around as actors and doubles 😃

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FFS

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
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Another Quality story that is very believable due the extreme LARP'iness.

About as believable as the Mainstream media.

FAIL

Whomever moved this to the Jokes Forum.

Thanks👍🏼

You should write for Saturday Night Live; just a suggestion. Your fiction is very interesting.

originally posted by: imitator
About as believable as the Mainstream media.

They don't even peddle s*** this stupid.

I swear...some of you guys are just too serious for yourselves!

I read the first sentence and knew it was satire, and all in fun. I particularly chucked at the 1st sentence of the 2nd paragraph! LOL!