The man of the house.........lol

>Subject: man of the house
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>The husband had just finished his book "Man of the House."
>He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.
>Pointing a
>finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I
>am the man of
>this house, and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a gourmet
>meal
>tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
>dessert
>afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I
>can relax. And
>when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
>comb my hair?
>
>His wife replied, "The @#$king funeral director."