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originally posted by: Randyvine2
As long as I don't end up on some elites arboretum entry way
upside down as a vase with pine cone sticking out of my ass.
Any burial is a good burial.
originally posted by: Randyvine2
originally posted by: DBCowboy
My wife just informed me that I can't have a boat to die in.
I can loan you a canoe but it might be harder to hit with a flaming arrow?
I won't need it back.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: DBCowboy
I am NOT going to be met at the halls of Valhalla and claim that my body is now making ferns grow or someone's god-damned tomato plant.
originally posted by: putnam6
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: DBCowboy
I am NOT going to be met at the halls of Valhalla and claim that my body is now making ferns grow or someone's god-damned tomato plant.
Valhalla? it might go either way it could be an express elevator to the basement or at least Purgatory for a few centuries. Where you can haunt us for a while...
originally posted by: argentus
a reply to: DBCowboy
This is why explosives should be accessible to the average bear for special circumstances. What a glorious ending to have your shell become part of a pyrotechnic extravaganza with smoke and percussion and fireworks. When we buy fireworks, the operant word to look for is: 'flaming balls.' No kidding.
I am going to be cremated, unless I can somehow rig it to be exploded. The Viking Funeral is wasteful, and unless the boat is wooden, creates a toxic mess. Much better to be vaporized in an event in which the observers applaud and cheer.
and you know that some big agribusiness will start baggin it up, or sell it by the train car. big bucks to be made.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
My wife just informed me that I can't have a boat to die in.