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originally posted by: CJCrawley
You know you're pushing the boat out when people start putting years young instead of years old on birthday cards.
Happy Birthday...50 Years Young!
My mother sent me a card like that once. Obviously I was meant to think 'years young not years old? That must mean I'm young!'
Bah.
originally posted by: rickymouse
When you turn fifty you are supposed to croak so you live a long time. Croaking means that maybe you should get drunk to loosen up a bit without feeling like a fool.