A Big F-U from Mother Nature

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

how many stripper names do you have?

That's how they taught him math.

Fun fact, Alge-bra was his stripper name in math class.

Never had to take maths.

Maths? You've been hanging out with too many British people. If you start adding 'u's in words where they don't belong, I'm having TAT get the spatula.

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

you will yeald more if you make soap...

These people don't use soap.

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

how many stripper names do you have?

That's how they taught him math.

Fun fact, Alge-bra was his stripper name in math class.

Never had to take maths.

Maths? You've been hanging out with too many British people. If you start adding 'u's in words where they don't belong, I'm having TAT get the spatula.

I doun't knouw what you're taulking about.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

how many stripper names do you have?

That's how they taught him math.

Fun fact, Alge-bra was his stripper name in math class.

Never had to take maths.

Maths? You've been hanging out with too many British people. If you start adding 'u's in words where they don't belong, I'm having TAT get the spatula.

I doun't knouw what you're taulking about.

Colour me surprised.

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

how many stripper names do you have?

That's how they taught him math.

Fun fact, Alge-bra was his stripper name in math class.

Never had to take maths.

I'm having TAT get the spatula.

Since the melon-baller incident...it's good you're leaving the kitchen utensils to me.

a reply to: IAMTAT

As an internet expert in kitchen utensils, I'd like to introduce the knork.

Part knife, part fork.

Cut your beef, then stab it and toss it in your face-hole.

Yes, I'm a genius.

You're welcome.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Just ignore the cuts on your mouth, thats normal. You get used to it once you build up some calluses.

Wait till you try the Koon. Makes eating soup a breeze.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

As an internet expert in kitchen utensils, I'd like to introduce the knork.

Part knife, part fork.

Cut your beef, then stab it and toss it in your face-hole.

Yes, I'm a genius.

You're welcome.

Brilliant!
If Ron Popeil and the Shamwow guy had a love child...it would be you!

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

As an internet expert in kitchen utensils, I'd like to introduce the knork.

Part knife, part fork.

Cut your beef, then stab it and toss it in your face-hole.

Yes, I'm a genius.

You're welcome.

Brilliant!
If Ron Popeil and the Shamwow guy had a love child...it would be you!

Does a 3-way count?

Not saying it happened, because I was never in Vegas. . . . just sayin'

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

As an internet expert in kitchen utensils, I'd like to introduce the knork.

Part knife, part fork.

Cut your beef, then stab it and toss it in your face-hole.

Yes, I'm a genius.

You're welcome.

Brilliant!
If Ron Popeil and the Shamwow guy had a love child...it would be you!

Does a 3-way count?

Not saying it happened, because I was never in Vegas. . . . just sayin'

I thought the My Pillow Guy just liked to watch.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

As an internet expert in kitchen utensils, I'd like to introduce the knork.

Part knife, part fork.

Cut your beef, then stab it and toss it in your face-hole.

Yes, I'm a genius.

You're welcome.

Brilliant!
If Ron Popeil and the Shamwow guy had a love child...it would be you!

Does a 3-way count?

Not saying it happened, because I was never in Vegas. . . . just sayin'

I thought the My Pillow Guy just liked to watch.

He did.

But I have to tell you, it was the best nights sleep I've ever had.

He roofied me, but still.

It was a solid 8 hours of sleep.

And abuse.

But mostly sleep.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

As an internet expert in kitchen utensils, I'd like to introduce the knork.

Part knife, part fork.

Cut your beef, then stab it and toss it in your face-hole.

Yes, I'm a genius.

You're welcome.

Brilliant!
If Ron Popeil and the Shamwow guy had a love child...it would be you!

Does a 3-way count?

Not saying it happened, because I was never in Vegas. . . . just sayin'

I thought the My Pillow Guy just liked to watch.

He did.

But I have to tell you, it was the best nights sleep I've ever had.

He roofied me, but still.

It was a solid 8 hours of sleep.

And abuse.

But mostly sleep.

Well, now we know the story behind those 'Jizza Dream Sheets'.

Back on topic...I'm drinking Scotch tonight, because I'm still pissed off about the snow.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Back on topic...I'm drinking Scotch tonight, because I'm still pissed off about the snow.

Starting friday night it's going to rain here for the next 8 days.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Back on topic...I'm drinking Scotch tonight, because I'm still pissed off about the snow.

Starting friday night it's going to rain here for the next 8 days.

But there will still be time for fire....right?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Any time we go more than 4 days without rain, fire season starts.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's beautiful country...but clearly it's currently circling the drain.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Our soil is so porous, it holds no moisture because we get so much rain.

Any drought is a danger.

a reply to: DBCowboy
Makes sense.

Big frost last night, here.
I hate crunchy grass.
Definitely not a good thing for the new plants...as well as the thousands of dollars in landscaping I had done earlier this week.

a reply to: IAMTAT

It's almost cold enough to snow today. Wasn't expecting that. It's almost as if the cows stopped farting.

Hopefully your plants will be fine after the thaw. They can be resilient as hell.