Dueling banjo's

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Is he Asian?...He sounds like he's an Asian.

Are you racist? It’s sounds like your racist.

a reply to: surfer_soul

Pointing out cultural differences isn't racist.

a reply to: DBCowboy

The best part of all this is simply that both of you are making your yard look prettier out of spite.

If I was your son, I don't think I'd be happy about this new purchase. I'm pretty sure my first thought would be something like, "oh ok I see how it is. The push mower did the job just fine when I was one pushing it... You could've bought a rider years ago, you SOB."

I still remember when my dad first got a riding mower. I loved the fact that he got it, because he loved to ride it. For quite some time I managed to successfully avoid him showing me how to operate it.






"Hank, that crazy canuck is mowing your yard!!!"
"Bwwaaaa!?!?!"

originally posted by: surfer_soul

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Is he Asian?...He sounds like he's an Asian.

Are you racist? It’s sounds like your racist.

You seem really Woke...so best I leave it up to you to decide.

a reply to: DBCowboy

When you're done get your bootie over here and mow mine.
I KNOW for a fact my lawn is not the envy of my neighborhood.
I have been expecting another letter from my HOA about my
unkept flowerbeds.I am not paying someone hundreds of dollars
just to pretty up my flowerbeds.If I get desperate enough,I will
make up some really nice silk floral arrangements and place
them in my flowerbeds.They would look real from the curb!

a reply to: DBCowboy

One time I gave serious thought to buying those pink flamingoes
for my front yard.I also had a couple of old tires in my garage and
thought of putting them out as well.I was going to paint them white
before that though,make them look pretty.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

One time I gave serious thought to buying those pink flamingoes
for my front yard.I also had a couple of old tires in my garage and
thought of putting them out as well.I was going to paint them white
before that though,make them look pretty.

Mama...I'm sending you a nice lawn jockey for your front yard.
His name is Larry.

a reply to: DBCowboy

DB's riding mower.


Just kidding. He'd never be able to get on that thing. He makes Gunther use it.

DB's actual 'Riding Lawnmower'.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yes, a beverage holder is a must. My bosses fancy 60" scag doesn't have one, and it's a zero turn. Built for men apparently because if I go too fast over the mole tunnels I almost get a black eye.



I've got a 50" cub at home and I love it. Mow about 3/4 acre I guess, and bush hog the rest. There is no beauty competition here in the country. We just knock it down once in a while.

What DB mowing really looks like.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's just too bad it's like that. Go for it...you could "Edward Scizorhands" your bushes!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
DB's actual 'Riding Lawnmower'.

My wife saw that and wondered where you were creeping when you took the picture.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Dueling Banjo's?

Mate, I totally love it! Me and the Mrs' often have arguments involving Banjo's too and the neighbours etc. Love it so much so that I used to be allowed to hypnotise random people into actually doing it too (before it was illegal to go out the house in the UK)



Hope it at least gives you a chuckle, as a Banjo dude it surely should! Haha

PS: Fecking sick of being stuck indoors not allowed to do anything but fart into family meals lately. Worst part - they think my cooking is better now

originally posted by: XXXN3O

PS: Fecking sick of being stuck in indoors not allowed to do anything but fart into family meals lately. Worst part - they think my cooking is better these days

I.. Um.... Yeah..

Ok.

So let's not.dwell on that.

Or do,

If it works with the flavor profile , who am I to judge.

I in the spirit of the thread, would like to take this opportunity to say when I flactuate on my family's dinner, I leave my boxer/briefs up.. Because I'm Klassy..

With a K


Respectfully,
~meathead

originally posted by: Mike Stivic

originally posted by: XXXN3O

PS: Fecking sick of being stuck in indoors not allowed to do anything but fart into family meals lately. Worst part - they think my cooking is better these days

I.. Um.... Yeah..

Ok.

So let's not.dwell on that.

Or do,

If it works with the flavor profile , who am I to judge.

I in the spirit of the thread, would like to take this opportunity to say when I fart on my family's dinner, I leave my boxer/briefs up.. Because I'm Klassy..

With a K


Respectfully,
~meathead

Never drop ones drawers when "cooking" family meals...

FFS - I have a small bit of class left!

PS: Looking forward to having visitors again like the mother-in-law (if ever allowed)...

a reply to: DBCowboy

Lmao. Just like I said. Neighbor cut his grass yesterday. I just finished mine right now. I did the thing between our properties and now he's out cutting his again.

He can't stand that line. What a waste of time and energy.

I guess this thread will be in my head all summer while cutting the grass.

I'll have to think of new tactics to get him to waste his time.

a reply to: FauxMulder

lol

Neighbors are so fun to terrorize!