Scientists have discovered x-rays coming from Uranus

Uranus is emitting Xrays and Scientists want to take a closer look!

Strange emissions from Uranus

Astronomers looked at snapshots of the planet taken by NASA's Chandra Observatory in 2002 and 2017, noticing a clear detection of X-rays in the first observation and a possible flare in the second.

It seems there are still as yet discoveries to be made in regards to Uranus, and anytime some new emission is found to be emanating from there, it certainly makes a stink in the scientific community.

If further observations confirm this, it could have intriguing implications for understanding Uranus

The more we learn about Uranus, the more we in turn learn about ourselves. Hopefully soon we can send a probe into Uranus to really get a feel for what makes it tick.

The radiation from my rectum is none of their concern.

A Uranus thread without a butt joke is like Jeff Dunham without his puppets.

a reply to: caterpillage

It seems there are still as yet discoveries to be made in regards to Uranus,

Must be strong...resist urge to take advantage of perfect setup for Uranus joke...

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: caterpillage

It seems there are still as yet discoveries to be made in regards to Uranus,

Must be strong...resist urge to take advantage of perfect setup for Uranus joke...

I was pretty much giggling like a 10 year old the whole time I posted

Great, do I need to have my wife get her fingers checked out now?
Can this year get any worse.
No, jk April fools!

Interesting find

...pinched off part of the planet's atmosphere, sending it out into space.

Uranus is probably full of this ... Good to know, I guess!

a reply to: caterpillage

Ohhh god I saw this earlier a thought someone on ATS would do this.

Let's get it over with...

a reply to: caterpillage

Well, at least there are no x rays going into Uranus. Sorry, couldn't resist....

a reply to: caterpillage

Having worked with more than a few scientists, i would be willing to bet money the Uranus jokes got so bad while writing the paper, someone probably had to step in an institute a no more uranus jokes rule...which probably lasted about a day until the person who made the rule broke it.

Get a bidet, dammit!

(I posted this earlier but since my OP was, apparently, too concise, the thread was removed. No offense to the moderator.)

originally posted by: caterpillage

It seems there are still as yet discoveries to be made in regards to Uranus

Its the reason why the aliens probe Uranus. Lots of discoveries.

originally posted by: Mandroid7
Great, do I need to have my wife get her fingers checked out now?
Can this year get any worse.
No, jk April fools!

Interesting find

I C What She Did🙄
Naughty naughty 👍👌

a reply to: Bigburgh

I C What She Did

You like to watch?

Klingons?
a reply to: caterpillage

a reply to: caterpillage

anybody told the klingons about the xrays coming from uranus?

X'rays do not come from myanus, they come from Uranus. Nobody can blame that energy burst on me.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: Bigburgh

I C What She Did

You like to watch?

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: Bigburgh

I C What She Did

You like to watch?

Maybe.

a reply to: caterpillage

Explains the itchy burning sensation.

We need volunteers for the first mission to Uranus. Need to grab samples.

Wait, I heard rumors this wouldn't be the first man in Uranus.