The Anti-Hoff Militia

Greetings Good Citizens Of Earth!

I am General Von Daystar, of the Anti-Hoff Militia, and I am here to sk for your help in destroying the Evil that is the Cult Of Hoff!

Led by the villainous Jak and Optimus Fett, they seek to poison the young and weak with images of the most foul of eighties TV icons, David Hasselhoff!

The outrage!

Join me in my crusade! Defeat the Hoff, and embrace freedom! Your mental stability may depend on it!

Positions in the Militia are open for applicants! We need You!

And remember, Citizens...

Deny The Hoff!

I will you join you in this great crucade against the evil Hoff!

FEEL THE LOVE BABY!!......AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE AS FATHER AND HOFF!

*cough*

Give yourself over Daystar.

.

Jack

[edit on 21/3/05 by JAK]

Just Remenber David Hasselhoff is the anti-christ.



www.esquilax.com...

Sarcasimo is the Head of The AHM's Intelligence Service

And as for you, Optimus and Jak... I see you have showed yourselves for the Evil Villains that you are!

I have sent in Dolph Lundgren to steal the Hoff's Speedos!



MUAHAHAHAHA

Count me in on this Anti-Hoffathon

Reporting for duty,




Off with the Hoff.

Welcome aboard Intrepid.

Count me in, doun weeth un hoff.

Originally posted by Sarcasimo
Welcome aboard Intrepid.

Hey, what do you think of the slogan?

Intrepid.... nooooooo...

I am fallen, wounded

Jack

I like the slogan a lot.

Off with Hoff!

Cmd is now the Air Marshal of the AHM
Brigadier General Intrepid has command of the AHM 1st Armoured Brigade - Take out KITT!




[edit on 21-3-2005 by Daystar]

I have seen some sick and twisted things over the years, but this takes the cake.



I think I just went blind.

Originally posted by JAK
Intrepid.... nooooooo...

I am fallen, wounded

Jack

C'mon man, you need to have a real 80's hero,

Originally posted by Jonna
I have seen some sick and twisted things over the years, but this takes the cake.

Really, I would have figured you liked it.

I just painted on my plane's new logo... Enjoy!

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
Really, I would have figured you liked it.

I feel dirty like I just saw something I should not have seen. Sort of like walking into one's parents room when they are having sex. But yet somehow I can't look away. I need a steelwool bath now.

General Von Daystar would like to announce an Alliance has been formed between the Anti-Hoff Militia, and The West Side Dolphins, a crack team of mercenaries from the Western United States!

Our power grows in the Struggle against the Infidel Cult Of Hoff!

Join us, and make us grow stronger yet!

And remember...

Off With Hoff!