Even 3rd nipple is growing hairy now!!

So... I posted a thread a while back regarding this whole face mask "New Normal" and how much it bugged my two little hairy nipples. But the thing is. I actually, have a third nipple and it is growing very hairy now more than expected.
Much more than my original two little magnificent nipples, with the utter frustration of being profoundly deaf and being unable to lip read with the mask rulings!!!

Hairy nipples grow hairier by the day!

To give a bit of background here before I get started... ive worked in Pharma labs, Banks, Recruitment, Stage Hypnosis, Admin, (soul-destroying) call centres, Sales and HR to name a few but I always adapted as best as I could.

I am by no means a useless eater, and absolutely despise feeling useless when it comes to working etc. Have always done something to contribute and be productive as much as possible where I can.

At the moment I have found myself being furloughed then unemployed (more recently). Had a call from the "get a f**king job you bum" folks saying you need to pull yours bloody socks up!!

So, I tried to explain the following (having to lip-read due to profound deafness - nerve damage in my ears as opposed to volume deafness for anyone that will not read the previous linked thread)

Work in retail = Cannot hear or lip-read anyone wearing a mask/plastic barrier.

Construction = Health & Safety failure with lack of hearing

Work in Customer Service face to face = Cannot lip-read.

Work on telephone = Not allowed to use my own personal adapter and any employer that has taken me on in the past serves up a nice goodbye with team meeting hearing difficulties etc.

HR = Deaf guy in HR, just erm

So I was thinking of becoming a prostitute but cannot do that due to Covid regulations... I mean I have a nice bum but I really cannot afford the vasaline to take care of the rammings etc...

So umm... Yeah... bit stuck

During the call from "GET A JOB YOU BUM" people it was real nice, after explaining I cannot hear a bloody thing anywhere and with the 2 meter social distancing without masks I cant lip-read well. Told to "PULL YOUR SOCKS UP, EVERYONE IS HAVING A HARD TIME AND NEEDS TO ADAPT!" alongside being offered a course in how to cope with Covid uncertainty via the friendly UK goverment.
Asked in a mild manner "HOW THE FECK IS THAT GOING TO HELP ME HEAR ANYONE, ANYWHERE!??"

Told "Why don't you be more positive about things? We have a course on how to overcome depression that might help?"



Guess I should just retire now or just die? Don't get me wrong here ive tried dying but I just can't at the moment. I like living. I like being and stuff so yeah will just keep living in a bubble of hearing/lip-reading nothing whilst being told by ignorant f**k-wits to get on with it

PS: I know there are far more people worse off that I am. Not making out im some sort of chosen one or similar that deserves help or similar.
Gets on my nipples with the whole inclusive bollocks that is spoken of so often when a large section of society that cannot hear is silenced and excluded. Whilst being expected to perform like the rest.

Learn to code?

a reply to: XXXN3O

So I was thinking of becoming a prostitute but cannot do that due to Covid regulations.

I recommend you get involved in the marijuana industry. There's multiple avenues, become a grower and sell, be kinda like a prostitute and be a middle man and flip pounds for profit, buy a pound or two, learn to make extracts and sell them by the gram, learn to make candy and make edibles from said extract and increase profit further.

You'll save a lot of dignity vs prostitution with almost the same level of profits...plus...making candy and shatter is fun....

Also this

a reply to: Qumulys

You'll need a legitimate source of money at some point. Work as a freelancer, that way you can declare all your income.

originally posted by: Qumulys
Learn to code?

Looking into it already on advice from a friend

Not a lot of courses for it just now where I am from.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: XXXN3O

So I was thinking of becoming a prostitute but cannot do that due to Covid regulations.

I recommend you get involved in the marijuana industry. There's multiple avenues, become a grower and sell, be kinda like a prostitute and be a middle man and flip pounds for profit, buy a pound or two, learn to make extracts and sell them by the gram, learn to make candy and make edibles from said extract and increase profit further.

You'll save a lot of dignity vs prostitution with almost the same level of profits...plus...making candy and shatter is fun....

No can do... UK (illegal) my friend but thanks

a reply to: XXXN3O

UK

Right...so you can sell a quarter for the price of an ounce here...you'd make like 4x the money...and you're spitting distance from the netherlands...you're already considering whoring yourself out...if you're gonna break the law anyway...

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: XXXN3O

UK

Right...so you can sell a quarter for the price of an ounce here...you'd make like 4x the money...you're already considering whoring yourself out...

a reply to: XXXN3O

Just sayin dude...suck some dick...or slang some trees?? I know which i'd pick..

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: XXXN3O

Just sayin dude...suck some dick...or slang some trees?? I know which i'd pick..

Was being a bit sarcastic with it mate. Deaf drug dealer might be interesting though haha

Get what you are saying but not for me at the moment

a reply to: XXXN3O

I know...i wasn't...do something to earn cash outside the system that doesn't involve being a hoe. Actually do this. Maybe not weed if you don't feel comfortable breaking laws, but the world's #ed, the system's totally corrupt and against us, earn money however you can, don't expect any official to save you.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: XXXN3O

I know...i wasn't...do something to earn cash outside the system that doesn't involve being a hoe. Actually do this. Maybe not weed if you don't feel comfortable breaking laws, but the world's #ed, the system's totally corrupt and against us, earn money however you can, don't expect any official to save you.

Ironically, I hear what you say with the way things are given the whole slow collapse happening

a reply to: XXXN3O

I know england's got this thing where they don't hate authority or government, but you guys have a terrible government, your country is still some feudalistic # where they treat you as peasants(or...as the term that made me stop reading that godawful Game of Thrones series of books liked to use...the smallfolk). Just gonna say, your government barely even pretends to treat you as anything other than peons...don't expect them to save you or give a # about you when you struggle.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: XXXN3O

I know england's got this thing where they don't hate authority or government, but you guys have a terrible government, your country is still some feudalistic # where they treat you as peasants(or...as the term that made me stop reading that godawful Game of Thrones series of books liked to use...the smallfolk). Just gonna say, your government barely even pretends to treat you as anything other than peons...don't expect them to save you or give a # about you when you struggle.

Don't even get me started on that...

Might be profoundly deaf but not dumb

a reply to: XXXN3O

Sorry about your situation. Governments around the world seem to be staffed by idiots. I wish you luck and keep taking their damn money because you would still have a job if they didn't f everything up with their covid response.

I wasn't serious when I said "learn to code". It became a bit of a meme phrase after journalists told miners to learn to code. For what its worth though, I'm not recommending it unless you have a love of mathematics and computers. Without the passion you're up against coders from around the world who work for peanuts.

Everythings been ripped out of our generation, the heart, its gone.

So, make a youtube series about the "misadventures of the hairy third nipple". There's an audience for that kind of thing.. Another sign that things have not panned out so well.... Wishing you luck though!

originally posted by: Qumulys
I wasn't serious when I said "learn to code". It became a bit of a meme phrase after journalists told miners to learn to code. For what its worth though, I'm not recommending it unless you have a love of mathematics and computers. Without the passion you're up against coders from around the world who work for peanuts.

Everythings been ripped out of our generation, the heart, its gone.

So, make a youtube series about the "misadventures of the hairy third nipple". There's an audience for that kind of thing.. Another sign that things have not panned out so well.... Wishing you luck though!

Ive seen the memes... have friend that is in IT recommending "IT" but no courses.

Get you there though haha.

Doomed! Already tried Youtube with the comedy hypnosis shows and it never took off online (despite getting on tv a few times) Link to youtube channel if you want a laugh one night with a few beers. Might try the nipple approach in future haha!

As another member suggested, thinking of becoming Scarface 2

originally posted by: MRinder
a reply to: XXXN3O

Sorry about your situation. Governments around the world seem to be staffed by idiots. I wish you luck and keep taking their damn money because you would still have a job if they didn't f everything up with their covid response.

Thank you for simply acknowledging. Appreciated!

Sorry, this had happened to you, I've got Meniere's disease and hearing loss in my left ear, it sucks so I can imagine how you must feel. Here is a website that I was looking at not too long ago. I was thinking of a job where it's loud and everybody has to wear ear protection. Like quality control on an assembly line.


www.newcareerideas.com...

I am pretty sure you have looked here if not..

[url]https://uk.indeed.com/UK-Deaf-jobs

a reply to: XXXN3O

Good luck there, dude. It's gotta be really hard to live in a world where everyone else is like a foreigner. You can't understand them and they can't understand you.

I recently saw a great movie, Sound Of Metal, about a metal drummer who loses his hearing. It's really quite fantastic, the scenes with a bunch of deaf people and how there's no sound when they are communicating. Then, someone is exited and slams their fist on the table and it's jarring for those of us with hearing. How different that world is.

As a failed but still practicing drummer, that one hit's a little harder than it might for most. I've had the pleasure of meeting some really cool deaf people in my life. One girl was a sister of a groupie(whatever) and I gave her one of those dancing flowers as we...ok....gonna go into a story that I didn't anticipate but what the hell, it gives it a little context.

My old guitar player and I used to raid the trash in the industrial complex where he had a recording studio. We found two pieces of stage equipment thrown away by Siegfried & Roy. Big enough to throw a bunch of milk crates underneath and have a stage that was bigger than most clubs. I think they used them for elephants or something really big and heavy and really reinforced.

So we have this warehouse with this stage in it and my friend brings this girl in. Well, at the time dancing flowers were a big thing. They moved to any sound and just sorta went side to side. We had one on the front of the stage as a joke, as us musicians are prone to idiocy. She loved it and coming to see the band, as she couldn't hear us but could feel it. I gave her that dancing flower, probably one of the best gifts I've ever given. She was so cool even though she probably had no idea the band sucked.

Well, I didn't but we all know drummers are the best musicians in any band.

Sorry that was a bit long winded. Maybe I gave you a couple minutes away from reality. It suck's, reality, that is, and I know it as, well, I ain't getting into my stuff but it's bad here as well. Your pain is different than mine but it's pain, nonetheless, and that I do know.

Last thoughts, from that movie I thought why not try and get a job helping the deaf? In it he goes to a community that helps people transition to their new reality, maybe a place like that? It's a thought, at least, in a different direction than you have been going in.

First off, My apologies that you're having to endure and deal with people/institutions and the like considering your position.

I really gave some thought about this, read some articles and then went to YouTube to look up for 'Sign Content'.

Signing Search page on YT

I was surprised by the limited content (caveat: not using proper search terms?), but aside from learning to 'Sign', I didn't see anything.

Now I've read your threads and posts and know (err... think) your smart, knowledgeable and have a unique written vernacular. Why not start a YouTube Channel and create some content for others in the same position? There's an obvious untapped market there that you could help fill... And I bet you'd come up with some really creative content.

So your suggestions have at least expanded a bit beyond just Whore and Herbalist.....

And again, I'm sorry again for your situation and hope you can remain safe, healthy and keep that nipple well-trimmed will you?

Johnny