100 ways to kill a mosquito, page 1

posted on Mar, 20 2005 @ 11:32 PM

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They are nasty... They are blood sucking... They are all over...! They ought to die!

Here's where we share our ways to kill mosquitos. One by one. All approaches welcome. Here we go

1.) Slap it with your hand

Croat56

posted on Mar, 20 2005 @ 11:35 PM

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Hire a mosquito assasin to snipe one.

danielle0518

posted on Mar, 20 2005 @ 11:53 PM

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THE ONE !!! THE ONLY!!! OFF !!!! SPRAYS, CANDLES, TORCHES, ETC. WHAT MORE DO WE WANT???? LOL!!!

chinalurker

posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 06:16 PM

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Suck it up with a vacuum cleaner

Croat56

posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 06:21 PM

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Get a flamethrower.

EnronOutrunHomerun

posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 06:22 PM

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Invest thousands of dollars in a propane system that covers your entire yard, and not only keeps the mosquitoes away, but also severely punishes "angsty" anarchist teens who choose to attempt to burn your house down

Reikuro

posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 08:20 PM

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One word. Fire.

It fixes everything...

Or ducttape...we could come up with some cool things for killing a mosquito with that

chinalurker

posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 09:35 PM

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Catch em' & steam em' I say. Like a steam bun.

May be tricky to get them to actually enter the steamer, but they'll die once there for sure, hehe

chinalurker

posted on Mar, 23 2005 @ 04:14 AM

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We need some more methods, now come on everybody~

Here's one:

Electrify it. Buy one of those blue lamps

Reikuro

posted on Mar, 23 2005 @ 04:25 PM

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Duct tape it to death.

chinalurker

posted on Mar, 23 2005 @ 06:27 PM

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How about throwing a telephone at it!

Susquehanna

posted on Mar, 23 2005 @ 06:35 PM

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For the West Nile Virus prgram in my state, they trap them using Carbon Dioxide as bait.

[edit on 3/23/2005 by Susquehanna]

pantha

posted on Mar, 23 2005 @ 06:36 PM

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stick it in an empty room with a playful kitten

chinalurker

posted on Mar, 23 2005 @ 08:48 PM

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Spray gun it with boiling water

jlc163

posted on Mar, 24 2005 @ 07:09 AM

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drink tobasco sauce from the bottle, let them bite you, and watch them explode in mid air....

Just like it did in the commercials.

diehard_democrat

posted on Mar, 24 2005 @ 03:33 PM

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When they bite you, let them stay on for a moment and let their little blood sacs fill up. Then tense your arm (or leg or whatever) as hard as you can and watch 'em blow! It's like little fireworks launching out of your arm!

chinalurker

posted on Mar, 24 2005 @ 06:05 PM

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There must be some ways to poison it...

Susquehanna

posted on Mar, 24 2005 @ 09:26 PM

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try catching one in your teeth!

dev_add

posted on Mar, 24 2005 @ 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by danielle0518
THE ONE !!! THE ONLY!!! OFF !!!! SPRAYS, CANDLES, TORCHES, ETC. WHAT MORE DO WE WANT???? LOL!!!

Off is good for the people that have other stuff to do,

Me, im a pretty easily amused guy, so I would have to say

the one and only BUG ZAPPER

nine out of ten rednecks approve

Or a can of WD-40 and a lighter

all this reminds me of back home...*sniff*

chinalurker

posted on Mar, 25 2005 @ 10:37 PM

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Lure them onto your laptop keyboard and slam the cover shut... Quite nasty and you've got to be quick, but they'll die right