Theres a Fricking Weirdo On Our Porch

From this morning.

So we put in a doorbell camera for the front porch.
Every morning my wife checks the activity footage from the night before...on her phone.

For the past week...she has been noticing strange lights recorded on the camera...every night at 2:05 and 2:06 AM.
Sunday night, we stayed up until 2 AM...and watched for the lights to come again at 2:05.
No strange lights.
We even went out and looked around and found nothing was happening...no cars...planes...no footsteps in the snow.

EARLY THIS MORNING...I woke up to my wife sitting up in bed staring at her phone...
She said: "There was a Fricking Weirdo standing on our porch last night!!!"

...I ran to the front door.

Looking out, there were no footprints on the new-fallen snow.
Expecting to see Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees standing at the front door at 2 AM...I asked her to show me the footage.

Sure enough...there was a shadowy figure of a "Fricking Weirdo" standing on our porch.
Putting on my reading glasses...I took a closer look.
According to the time on the phone...it was at exactly @ 2:06 AM.

Looking closer at the time...I saw it was actually footage from Sunday night...rather than last night.


Looking even closer...I realized that the "Fricking Weirdo" on our front porch...was my wife...checking in vain for "Fricking Weirdos" on our porch, the night before.


The CORRECT footage, from last night, showed no actual strange lights...and no actual Fricking Weirdos.

Please tell me this was posted earlier? I could have sworn it posted and replied to quite a few times

a reply to: putnam6

Deja vu man....or maybe...Mandela affect bro. Don't worry i'm from your universe...I remember the thread.

Though methinks the original title was too much for ats and the mods took er down...

a reply to: IAMTAT

Ummm....
Mandela fx....
Swear i saw this posted already. 🤔

a reply to: putnam6

Please tell me this was posted earlier? I could have sworn it posted and replied to quite a few times

No, you must have the covid or something, either that or you need to stop taking whatever you're taking.

There's been a temporal displacement.

Do not panic.

a reply to: IAMTAT


Was the other post deleted?

Sorry...I can't comment on Mods actions.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: putnam6

Deja vu man....or maybe...Mandela affect bro. Don't worry i'm from your universe...I remember the thread.

Though methinks the original title was too much for ats and the mods took er down...

LOL okay, I've been taking melatonin to help me sleep and it takes me a while to get going some mornings. I get the funkiest dreams now so you never know...

a reply to: KTemplar

It was edited to remove the implied F word ......... ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, check out ATS and it's standards.

originally posted by: myselfaswell
a reply to: KTemplar

It was edited to remove the implied F word ......... ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, check out ATS and it's standards.

It was funnier the first time.

Biden/ Trump

Thank god this was re written. The sheer implication of a naughty word earlier had me crying so hard I had to retreat into my safe space for hours. It hurt so bad.

I think I'm ok now.

originally posted by: caterpillage
Thank god this was re written. The sheer implication of a naughty word earlier had me crying so hard I had to retreat into my safe space for hours. It hurt so bad.

I think I'm ok now.

I have learned the error of my ways.
Apologies for offending everyone earlier.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I have to apologize as well. I mentioned "God" in my post, I'm very sorry if I offended anyone by that.

originally posted by: caterpillage
a reply to: IAMTAT

I have to apologize as well. I mentioned "God" in my post, I'm very sorry if I offended anyone by that.

Jesus Christ, really?

a reply to: myselfaswell

Effin A

Yep. My reply disappeared too. WTF ?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Sorry...I can't comment on Mods actions.

Why not brother ?

You can, as far as you don't insult them or something.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I don't give a frick what anyone says, still fricking funny! Frick me, man. Almost lost my fricking dinner.

Frick has lost all meaning.