I swear. . . no one has a sense of humor any more. . .

I've got some major nerve damage in my left arm. It's a wreck. I've recently gotten a compression glove to help with the tremor in my left hand.

In the doctors office recently, once it was on I raised my hand, snapped my fingers and said, I am inevitable".

My bride just rolled her eyes and my doctor told me to shut up.



No one has a sense of humor. . . .

a reply to: DBCowboy

Since no one replied, "And I am Iron Man" you should find a new doctor and file for divorce.

originally posted by: VictorVonDoom
a reply to: DBCowboy

Since no one replied, "And I am Iron Man" you should find a new doctor and file for divorce.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

But, were there infinity stones on that glove?

(if I were you I would have them sewn on the back of that compression glove, for giggles)

originally posted by: Krakatoa
But, were there infinity stones on that glove?

(if I were you I would have them sewn on the back of that compression glove, for giggles)

Oh hell yes!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Man sorry...not being up on the latest media that's popular with the kids...the first thing that comes to mind is Dwarf Fortress.

Sorry dude...but....it was inevitable.

Now i have this urge to have my drunken minions dig too deep and have great !!!FUN!!! while i watch. As long as there's no catsplosions i should be fine.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
No one has a sense of humor. . . .

I thought your story was amusing... so your theory is kaput I say.. Kaput!

a reply to: DBCowboy

My bride just rolled her eyes and my doctor told me to shut up.

Marriage is for men who are tired of making their own decisions..just sayin!

a reply to: DBCowboy

You have the most unaffordable insurance in the world and your Dr tells you to shut up? I'd be looking for a new DR

a reply to: DBCowboy

Jokes aside and going by your doctor's clear signs of frustration, did you try natural/alternative medicine???

a reply to: DBCowboy
I went to the doctor and said "It hurts when I raise my right arm".
And the doctor said "Don't do it, then."

[Yes, it's an old Tommy Cooper joke]

My humor is generally like my soul and my coffee, black. Jimmy Carr is a favorite comedian of mine for instance, among others. I feel like laughing at the most evil and dark things in the world is the best way to cope with it. I have a long list of terrible jokes.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Think I have nerve damage from this joke.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You should have moonwalked, grabbed your crotch and said, 'Shamone, heehee!'.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Since your right arm still works and can steadily hold a joint, you need to ask a prescription for medical use against those tremors. And then finally arrive to the place and time which few of us can only dream about.

Not that I would condone or promote anything with that statement. But... hail to inhale.

The world dies a little every time someone misses a clear Geek reference, especially these days when everyone thinks they're a Geek.

Your wife can be forgiven. She knows you too well.

To be plain, I'm a pretty big Geek myself, but even I roll my eyes at my husband's Geekery at times.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've got some major nerve damage in my left arm. It's a wreck. I've recently gotten a compression glove to help with the tremor in my left hand.

In the doctors office recently, once it was on I raised my hand, snapped my fingers and said, I am inevitable".

My bride just rolled her eyes and my doctor told me to shut up.

No one has a sense of humor. . . .

"It's not funny!" - Roy D. Mercer

originally posted by: Morbidlynx
My humor is generally like my soul and my coffee, black. Jimmy Carr is a favorite comedian of mine for instance, among others. I feel like laughing at the most evil and dark things in the world is the best way to cope with it. I have a long list of terrible jokes.

Is this dark enough for you?

My wife and I were discussing CRISPR technology the other day, after seeing a news item about it. She asked, "How do you make a CRISPR baby?" I told her you just leave it in the hot oil a little longer...

a reply to: DBCowboy

My wife used to roll her eyes at me all the time...until one of them rolled under the refrigerator.

BTW...I refuse to believe your wife hasn't a sense of humour (look at me...I'm British)...after being married to you for what must seem like an eternity.


Hope you're feeling better.

a reply to: vonclod

Marriage is for men who are tired of doing their own
housekeeping and laundry.
DB,how is that compression glove really working? I was
thinking of trying one out, I keep having trouble with my
fingers going numb while I sleep.