Give me your cheesiest pickup lines for Valentines

originally posted by: grey580
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

LOL LOL LOL this would work on me coz it made me laugh

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: Agit8dChop


Just smile at them and say, "I'd do things to you that would make you go home and throw rocks at your boyfriend."

This also made me burst out laughing LOL LOL LOL

originally posted by: randomtangentsrme
"I'll bet you a quarter I can kiss you on the lips without touching your lips."
*Kiss
*Hands over quarter
"Oh, I lost."

This actually happened to me, but was not a kiss but a 'feel your boobs', and I totally fell for it too LOL LOL Was really funny actually.

Whenever I look at you, you remind me of a spanner (wrench).....


....... Because my "nuts" tighten!


Baboom-Tch

Get in the truck

Hi, I'm an Entomologist, wanna see what's inside a fly?

True story...A woman came up to me in a bar when I was in college and said : "What's your favorite word?"
I was pretty naïve at the time...and answered something like "I don't know...what's yours's?"

She said (and I'm not kidding): "Phallic...I like the way it rolls off my tongue."

"Hey, little girl, I've got some really good candy inside my van! Wanna' go for a ride??"

...always seemed to work pretty well for me.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
True story...A woman came up to me in a bar when I was in college and said : "What's your favorite word?"
I was pretty naïve at the time...and answered something like "I don't know...what's yours's?"

She said (and I'm not kidding): "Phallic...I like the way it rolls off my tongue."

Dumbass me would have been so shocked I would have probably said, "Yeah? Me too!" [D'oh!]

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

I was pretty shocked...and she was attractive...but, as a Freshman, I still had my High School sweetheart back home.

If Covid doesn’t take you out, can I?

If Covid doesn’t take you out, can I?

a reply to: Agit8dChop

How am I going to luv ya if you won't lay down?

a reply to: Agit8dChop

Do you know what would look good on you???

Me....

or

Nothing...

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originally posted by: DrumsRfun
How do you peeps take a Valentines thread and turn into politics....you people are mentally ill.

Ha ha, it’s what ATS has become, and we just allowed it to happen.