The 3 Idiots Moon Base Madness FYM2021

Our three brave astronauts successfully land the ATS,a shining beacon in space,
at the space station.Pilot and mission commander,Captain DB"Cowboy"Cooper,
Co-pilot,Captain Iam Tat and flight engineer,Lt.Augustus Masonicus prepare to exit
the ATS and report for briefing.
Captain Iam Tat glances back at the ATS as the de-con crew enters the craft."DB,old
boy,how are you going to explain this one away?" Captain DB"Cowboy" Cooper sheepishly
grins and shrugs his shoulders."I'm not really sure,I know I shouldn't have eaten that
burrito before launch,who knows?"
Upon entering the briefing room,the three come face to face with the station commander,
Admiral Floyd Pinks."Captain Cooper," he barks,"do you have any clue how much this stunt
you pulled will delay our mission?" Captain DB"Cowboy"Cooper replies,"No sir!"
"Well,I will tell you,too long! I have been informed it will take nearly three hours to
decontaminate the ATS." "After the de-con crew finishes,you three will continue on your
mission to the Dark side of the Moon."
Admiral Floyd Pinks continues,"Before I dismiss you three," glaring at Captain DB"Cowboy"
Cooper,"I have decided to place armed guards by the vending machines.We will not have a
repeat of this ever again." Admiral Floyd Pinks barks directly into Captain Cooper's face,
"Am I clear?" Captain DB"Cowboy" Cooper replies,"Yes Sir,crystal clear sir."
Our three brave astronauts prepare the ATS for launch.Flight engineer Lt.Augustus Masonicus,
had been informed by station personnel,that the ATS had some last minute changes done
to her instrument panel.
After a long and boring flight,the ATS finally prepares to land on the Dark Side of the Moon
at a secret military base.Pilot and mission commander,Captain DB"Cowboy" Cooper casually
inspects the instrument panel and notices a new button had been installed."I wonder what
this is for?" he mumbles under his breath.Playing around with the button he finally pushes it.
Flashing red lights,screaming siren and a mechanical voice chiming in,thermonuclear warhead
armed and launching at T-minus 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1
The ATS crew screams like girls and watch in horror as the missle launches and streaks toward
a UFO uncloaking in the space above the moon.After the UFO is destroyed,the ATS crew look at
each other in disbelief.Captain DB"Cowboy"Cooper finally speaks,"I think we just declared war
on a hostile,alien race."
The End

a reply to: mamabeth

Hopefully he nuked the Crab People, saves me the hassle of cooking them.

Mama...your story was...wonderful...just wonderful.

Now go make me a sammich.

a reply to: IAMTAT

What kind of sammy do you want mama to make?
You guys just nuked an alien race,Auggie hoped it
was the crab people.How do you feel about a crab
meat sub?

originally posted by: mamabeth
How do you feel about a crab
meat sub?

That sounds disgusting.


I'll take two...

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

What kind of sammy do you want mama to make?
How do you feel about a crab
meat sub?

I'm feelin' pretty crabby today, Mama.
Bring it on.

a reply to: mamabeth


Making the first attack against a hostile alien race is something I do regularly.

I once told my wife what her butt looked like in some new jeans.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Making the first attack against a hostile alien race is something I do regularly.

I heard they're casting you in the Independence Day remake in the Bill Pullman role. You'll be playing President Stinkcoln.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Making the first attack against a hostile alien race is something I do regularly.

I heard they're casting you in the Independence Day remake in the Bill Pullman role. You'll be playing President Stinkcoln.

"Today we fight! Today is our day to take back our freedoms! Today we can do it! As soon as we get off work, and log into Amazon and have some nice tea and post a funny meme. . . . . "

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: mamabeth


Making the first attack against a hostile alien race is something I do regularly.

I once told my wife what her butt looked like in some new jeans.

You are indeed a very brave man and surprisingly survived to tell us all about
it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: mamabeth



I once told my wife what her butt looked like in some new jeans.

Boldly going where no man should EVER go.

I am thinking it would be amazing if you used a baguette, fresh, with fresh shelled crab legs, butter (melted), garlic butter to be exact, with maybe port salut cheese? Anything else may be too strong. Alternately maybe the crab and butter with tomato of some kind.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

ROFL (more of a spit) hahaha

I have a story like that but I am not going to type it because I may burst into flames.

a reply to: IAMTAT

a reply to: chris_stibrany

Go ahead and post it,we will still read it.I always like playing
with the 3 idiots,very entertaining and educational,they should
be aired on PBS!

No I meant real life so I dont want to risk the wrath. SHE reads these sometimes.

Her butt is perfect. It always has been. I just had a ..momentary lapse of reason (see what I did there?)
a reply to: mamabeth

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: chris_stibrany

they should
be aired on PBS!

They're still airing out PBS from the last time we were there.

a reply to: mamabeth

That was very fun to read. Having ATS members as your characters really made it all feel familiar and it helps visualise the situation and leaving the reader build a mental picture of our ATS friends.

Btw, for the best seafood in the Universe, plot a course for the Crab Nebula!

a reply to: Encia22

I have another story I wrote a few months back,I won
with that one.I am working on another and recently
acquired an interesting picture.I also like the Crab
Nebula idea too.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: Encia22

I have another story I wrote a few months back,I won
with that one.I am working on another and recently
acquired an interesting picture.I also like the Crab
Nebula idea too.

Any story with DB farting will get my vote.

originally posted by: Encia22
Having ATS members as your characters really made it all feel familiar and it helps visualise the situation and leaving the reader build a mental picture of our ATS friends.

Imagine if there was a story about them murdering someone and another about them getting away with it during a trial?