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originally posted by: xuenchen
Scripted Drama !!! 😷
originally posted by: Drucifer
She just ran out of cocktail onions and had cut up a regular one.
Too much horseradish in her Bloody Mary.
Too much Tabasco sauce in her Bloody Mary.
She wiped her eyes after squeezing the lime in her gin and tonic.
She all of a sudden gained self-awareness and realized how hated she is.
Her bush got caught in her shirt buttons.
She mistook Icy Hot for Polydent.
Her vodka soaked, deteriorating organs have decayed to the point that her farts are L.D. 50, but she’s a tough bitch and fought through it.
Spilled a shot of Everclear on fresh labiasplasty stitches.
All of these things ran through my head when I read the subject of this thread, then the headline of the article, unfortunately, I did not see any f*cking tears and I’m angry that those jokes just don’t feel as authentic to me anymore.
originally posted by: fotsyfots
originally posted by: Drucifer
She just ran out of cocktail onions and had cut up a regular one.
Too much horseradish in her Bloody Mary.
Too much Tabasco sauce in her Bloody Mary.
She wiped her eyes after squeezing the lime in her gin and tonic.
She all of a sudden gained self-awareness and realized how hated she is.
Her bush got caught in her shirt buttons.
She mistook Icy Hot for Polydent.
Her vodka soaked, deteriorating organs have decayed to the point that her farts are L.D. 50, but she’s a tough bitch and fought through it.
Spilled a shot of Everclear on fresh labiasplasty stitches.
All of these things ran through my head when I read the subject of this thread, then the headline of the article, unfortunately, I did not see any f*cking tears and I’m angry that those jokes just don’t feel as authentic to me anymore.
If it's any consolation I thought they were all f*cking gold mate. Some of the funniest ship i've read on here !
originally posted by: ChesterJohn
a reply to: Xcalibur254
What was so strange that day was the absence of ALL BLM/Antifa counter Protesters that had dogged them over the last 10 every where there was a Trump Rally.
2 days before the Jan 6 Rally, I get e messages and texts saying for us (Antifa ((though I am not one)) to infiltrate the Trump rally and wear the MAGA hat backwards.
This info was given to the FBI but they have yet to follow up with us after we gave them the tip.
So how high does it go, looks like the FBI knew stuff and didn't act on it.