Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

We need Larry Hagman to come back because he is the only one who can put a genie back in the bottle.

a reply to: oloufo

I would never eat those sausages after that.

so when danish kids start taping charcoal lighter fluid to the little ding a lings, and start fires all over the country whose gonna be the blame. children like to imitate what the see and think is funny or fun.

i can see the Danish Headlines now

Fire Pissers Set Neighborhoods Ablaze All Across Denmark After Watching Big Penis Man Cartoon.

originally posted by: TheAlleghenyGentleman
a reply to: oloufo

I would never eat those sausages after that.

i wouldn't invite him to barbecue either.

originally posted by: oloufo

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: oloufo
a reply to: Hellas

watched the 1st episode, in danish. it's kind of bizarre but basically totally harmless because it just looks too silly (it really doesnt look like a dick). and it's partly funny too.

why doesn't it surprise me that you are fine with this. Stay frosty.

maybe you should watch it first and then form your opinion.
www.dr.dk...

Wtf have I just watched 😳
The whole world has gone mental !

a reply to: Hellas

At least it wears clothing.

a reply to: Hellas

Well that is it!!!!

I have had enough and I found a country where I can fit in.


Im moving to Denmark. Clearly they are sympathetic to my enormous issue.



bada bing!!!!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Hellas

Totally sexist unless he has a female counterpart.

A cartoon about a woman with an uncontrollable vag?
Somehow I don’t think that would get a lot of support...

This is a very reasonable and normal thing to televise to small children

I see this as more of a Matrix style umbilical cord.
Are they getting the kids used to the new way of living (coming soon)

no pun intended

originally posted by: Hellas

John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.

The Danish equivalent of the BBC, DR, has a new animated series aimed at four- to eight-year-olds about John Dillermand, the man with the world’s longest penis who overcomes hardships and challenges with his record-breaking genitals.

The Guardian

What is wrong with people? How did we even get to this point, where nothing is off the table?

Sorry, its probably some serious issue, but I find it hilarious (I am forever in a mindset of a 14 year old I guess)

So, the penis is just a body part like any other body part. Its weird but maybe making it less sexual and taboo to discuss will ground boys better into thinking its some magical damn thing they have and behave a bit better? I don't know.

At least this dude can help get Timmy out of that damn well

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Hellas

Totally sexist unless he has a female counterpart.

A cartoon about a woman with an uncontrollable vag?
Somehow I don’t think that would get a lot of support...

Soo wild and large it allows her to fly?
ugg...I can imagine girls with a bit of extra trying to jump off of tall things to see if they can wonder woman fly...

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Hellas

Totally sexist unless he has a female counterpart.

A cartoon about a woman with an uncontrollable vag?
Somehow I don’t think that would get a lot of support...

I’ve actually known women with one off them 🤣

a reply to: SaturnFX
The cartoon sound effects department in my head just let a large party balloon fly off there.

Perhaps there is some relation to Buster Gonad.

I remember this as a kid back in the 80s by Viz Comics

Oh nooooo. An evil man, with an extra long, evil penis.

The horror. The horror!

originally posted by: operation mindcrime
a reply to: Hellas

Do you know how hilarious this is to an 4-8 year old?

Peace

This 48 year old found it hilarious too.

I did not give permission to use my likeness for their cartoon. I'm gonna file a lawsuit! All jokes aside, this is sickening. Welcome to the new world order where children are sexualized, men can have periods and if you're white you're automatically a racist. I hate it here!

I watched an episode and it was pretty funny.

I don't know what all the fuss is about
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a reply to: Hellas

So, to redress balance, when does the series about the adventures of a woman with enormous boobs get screened?