If you could pick People or Companies to Run the US

Yes I know, we are already controlled by companies already.. Just imagine if you could pick..

I would start with Dolly Parton as president.
If you read up on this amazing lady you'll see how much work she has done in her home state against all odds.

Chick-fil-a would be responsible for infrastructure. They are organized and just get stuff done and will give you a smile while doing it.
Why can't everything run as smoothly as Chick-fil-A? Also Chick-fil-A would run the DMV, the VA, The TSA, and the IRS.

Hobby Lobby would be responsible for the Treasury. Somehow they only have 1 o 2 cashiers at each store yet still make BILLIONS in profits.

Gordon Ramsay for the FDA. Yes I know he is not American, I don't care, that is who I would pick to make sure our food is safe and sound.

Joe Rogan and Mike Rowe would both share the office of the Secretary of Education. Can you even imagine?!
Mike Rowe has already done a lot of work with his foundation.

The Military would be headed by Twisted Tea, ok that one is just a joke.

C'mon this is fun, who or what company would you pick?

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I'd pick Mariano Rivera to run the country and let him be able to bean anyone in the head with a 98MPH fastball that he deems fit.

Ministry of Propaganda and Voter Relations....

Combined Management of Twitter and Facebook 😈

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Thats a really tricky one.....
I don't know who to trust.

I'd just save the World by finding Dr Forbin and getting him to unplug Colossus.
Normality would resume shortly thereafter.

Prob Chik Fila, they pretty much have figured it out.

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Peter Schiff as head of the Treasury instead of sellout Janet Yellen

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I think we will have to wait to see what rises from the ashes.

I just watched a Walton's episode where his grandmother was given $250.00 by a friend as part of her inheritance after she died. It was so such money that she just couldn't deal with it, so she gave it all away. She gave most of it to her grandchildren and the church, it didn't end up a planned, but it made me remember a time when few people thought of money as a blessing, and the things they valued were not tangible.

I am afraid we will revisit those times, and I am not so sure it will be that bad for those that are willing to reassign their values.

I don't know much about the modern day TV personalities, and if you are rich and famous you are likely a closet crook, or owned by someone, or entity, so I would have to say, my best friend Charlie for President, and my brother for making the financial decisions.

My brother can make a penny bleed quarters, and Charlie is the fairest, most understanding, down to earth person I know. He will give you his last dollar if you need it, he has no problem getting his hands dirty, and will lift you up and carry you if you need him, if he can. He is no wimp, and will kick ass if it is warranted.

There are a lot of Charlie's and business men like my brother, they are just your basic good people, that are willing to work and die for our country. They will never be among the chosen, because they are good, and because they are too damn smart to be played by the keepers of the game.

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I would love to see Will Ferrell as U.S. president...

Wouldn't give you any positive results but those press conferences will be a lot more entertaining.

Peace

originally posted by: operation mindcrime
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I would love to see Will Ferrell as U.S. president...

Wouldn't give you any positive results but those press conferences will be a lot more entertaining.

Peace

More entertaining than they are now?!!

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I'd pick people who would enforce U.S. Antitrust laws, so our republic doesn't continue to suffer from monopolies and their strangehold.

I would pick as US president .. the one and only

John Malkovich

Pretty sure people will listen to him and his character outplays others.

To Vice president Jack Black.. he has potential and is quite flexible

To Military Keanu Reeves.. he is more than Clint Eastwood, he understands matrix and knows his opponent.

To treasury... hmm Scrooge McDuck ( i know.. no one else can keep it safe )

FDA Dr. Younan Nowzaradan.. he is strict and don´t compromise

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To Vice president Jack Black

No way..... I think he is one of "those" Hollywood people...

Agree with Keanu

I'd pick Ted Nugent to br Prez and Pornhub to run the interior.

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Elvis. He's all we need. If a time machine available.

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Joe Rogan and Mike Rowe would both share the office of the Secretary of Education. Can you even imagine?!

Great. Joe Rogan is your friends 30 year old brother that lifts weights and hangs out in an attic full of black light posters smoking weed and talking about how the Mayans invented cell phones. Mike Rowe is an actor that figured out if he dressed in work clothes he could get a bigger paycheck.



Seriously, I would go for Killer Mike as President and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as VP. I’d love to see right wingers lose their minds over her radical centrist Canadian policies.

I think Mike Rowe is the kind of common sense man who is humble enough to run the country.

Morgan Freeman for President....

Bill Hicks, so he can # on all of us, because we deserve it.

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All you need are Oompaloompas.

For the ATF, I nominate myself.
So I can dismantle it and get a retirement check to do it!