Quote a la Moi

Let's be creative! Free thread open for all "home-made" slogans, catchwords, to-be-quotes etc.

Rules: EVERYTHING GOES

Here is my first contribution:

"What keeps me going is the fact that I'm too stupid"

Another one... although It's not my general personal opinion, just something that struck my mind today since it's saturday and I'm still on duty for some unimaginable reason... uh

"The best thing about work is the free internet access"


Gogogo~!

Mine for all those people that liek to inflict pains on themselves....

"Why hurt yourself when you can hurt other people or little woodland creatures"

LOL

[edit on 18-3-2005 by cpr12r]

"Living zombies are the results of TV"

"Students copy. Masters create."

"I'm hungry. Now give me your lunch money!"

I tried that line on my coworker and I got a paperclip thrown at me.

"I'm eating, cut the crap"

My now ex-girlfriend said this to her then ex-boyfriend (the other guy, not me...) : "Why don´t you go home and play with your balls?"





EDIT: She was dating me when she said it, and I was there and heared it too... (heh).

[edit on 2005/3/18 by Hellmutt]

"Haha! Look at that camel cow over there!" (A Brama of tan color, I was 18 and lived in rural areas most of my life.....*sigh*)

"We got sparkle metal alll over the back of the car." (Glitter, I was 16.)

"Monday is one of the seven best days"

"Monday is one of the seven best days, provided its a day off" :w:

"On a scale of 1 to 10 with 3 being the highest I give this a 12."

I have a confession to make...
My now ex-girlfriend actually meant those balls you use to rotate in your hand to get rid of pain in your wrist. The guy was complaining about some pain in his hand. So she was not so mean after all. It just sounded cool.

""No Problem" in China equals a lot of problems"

"Better the garlic in my belly than the room being all smelly"

The one I made up which I always say to myself when some idiot driver cuts me off in traffic? Or when I get shafted by some slacker?

"Stupid people do stupid things"

Short, sweet, and to the point

"Smart people don't necessarily always do smart things"

When me and my friend,Sydney (girl), got locked in a store when it was open...and the door wasnt even locked (we just couldnt get the door open cause we were all lightheaded from all the running and candy we had just eaten). We go out allmost every Saturday to a certain street in the old part of our town, alot of things to do there.

The store is open and we're locked in...we have interesting Saturdays ne?

When we were watching Finding Nemo in French class say something and then I shout out something out of no where

Sharkbait Ho Ha Ha CHOCOLATE!
(luckily we had a sub)

And finally (there will be more) out of nowhere I said

Sally's a man?!?!?!?!?!?!

I was sleeping, shot up and said that and fell back asleep...in the middle of class...LOL

When me and my friend,Sydney (girl), got locked in a store when it was open...and the door wasnt even locked (we just couldnt get the door open cause we were all lightheaded from all the running and candy we had just eaten). We go out allmost every Saturday to a certain street in the old part of our town, alot of things to do there.

The store is open and we're locked in...we have interesting Saturdays ne?

When we were watching Finding Nemo in French class say something and then I shout out something out of no where

Sharkbait Ho Ha Ha CHOCOLATE!
(luckily we had a sub)

And finally (there will be more) out of nowhere I said

Sally's a man?!?!?!?!?!?!

I was sleeping, shot up and said that and fell back asleep...in the middle of class...LOL

Originally posted by Reikuro
Sally's a man?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHATTT??? Noooooooooo..*gasp*
*blanks out*

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"There's no medicine for stupidity"

(Only awareness & judgement)