Nursery Rhymes

Oooooo, I like the kitty one. And the weasel one. Put them together??? Well, figure it out.(bad joke, I know)

I like Andrew Dice Clay versions better.

Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife, loved to beat her, hit her twice in the head, f***ed her @$$, went to bed.

Or... Old Miss Humphred went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone. When she bent over, ROVER TOOK OVER! She got a bone of her own.

Sorry, he has more, some far worse. My favorite is still Little boy blew, he needed the money.

But most nursery rhymes are sick, twisted, and if told the real meaning would think someone like Ann Rice came up with them.