Here's a funny one for you. Vaccine related.

So the super vaccine was rolled out in my local hospitals this week.
Sooooooo what did the idiots do????

They vaccinated all the nurses AND then tested them afterwords.
Now I know you know the punchline.

They all tested positive and now have to self isolate.
What a fooking joke. 150 from one hospital and more from the critical care hospital.

You won't see this on the news by the way and no links to show.

a reply to: UKWO1Phot

How else do you get the numbers to add up to the charade???

a reply to: UKWO1Phot

Why did they all test positive?

Supposedly there is no virus in the vaccine.

So what were they testing for?

And what were they showing positive for?

originally posted by: UKWO1Phot
So the super vaccine was rolled out in my local hospitals this week.
Sooooooo what did the idiots do????

They vaccinated all the nurses AND then tested them afterwords.
Now I know you know the punchline.

They all tested positive and now have to self isolate.
What a fooking joke. 150 from one hospital and more from the critical care hospital.

You won't see this on the news by the way and no links to show.

Thats pretty bizarre, the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing!

They are isolating the hospital staff that took the vaccination because the vaccination worked? Bureaucracy at its finest.

originally posted by: NightSkyeB4Dawn
a reply to: UKWO1Phot

Why did they all test positive?

Supposedly there is no virus in the vaccine.

So what were they testing for?

And what were they showing positive for?

There are different version of the vaccine, good questions!

a reply to: UKWO1Phot

You won't see this on the news by the way and no links to show.

Good enough for me.

a reply to: NightSkyeB4Dawn

They gave them the PCR test.

a reply to: vonclod

My mistake. I automatically assumed he was in America. In America we still only have one approved vaccine for distribution, and that is the Pfizer, no viral material one, that has to be kept at super cool temps, and have to be administered within six hour of thawing and reconstituted.

With my luck I would get the vaccine that was nine minutes and eleven seconds after the time limit restriction. What could possibly go wrong?

I am self quarantining now.

a reply to: Phage

My missus is one of the nurses.

a reply to: UKWO1Phot

The hospitals must be in a bad way then that's a lot of health care.

When do you suppose they got infected?

a reply to: UKWO1Phot

Do you have a link?

originally posted by: UKWO1Phot
a reply to: NightSkyeB4Dawn

They gave them the PCR test.

Did they say why they tested them?

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
They are isolating the hospital staff that took the vaccination because the vaccination worked? Bureaucracy at its finest.

No. They had the virus before they were vaccinated. That's like putting on a seat belt after you have an accident.

a reply to: NightSkyeB4Dawn

In America we still only have one approved vaccine for distribution,

So does the UK. Guess which one.

a reply to: Phage

No idea, I presume the vaccine they were administered to be so many.

a reply to: UKWO1Phot

The vaccine contains no viral material.

originally posted by: NightSkyeB4Dawn
a reply to: vonclod

My mistake. I automatically assumed he was in America. In America we still only have one approved vaccine for distribution, and that is the Pfizer, no viral material one, that has to be kept at super cool temps, and have to be administered within six hour of thawing and reconstituted.

With my luck I would get the vaccine that was nine minutes and eleven seconds after the time limit restriction. What could possibly go wrong?

I am self quarantining now.

Good luck, I had to do that a few weeks back, till my friend test came back negative, 2 negatives 5 days apart. He still had symptoms though, lost smell and taste, low fever on and off. Who knows.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: UKWO1Phot

The vaccine contains no viral material.

Well the girls in ICU get tested regularly and they didn't have it last test but now they have???

a reply to: UKWO1Phot

Yes. That's the way an infection works.

You aren't infected, then later you are.

Otherwise one test is all anyone would ever need. Right?