posted on Dec, 14 2020 @ 02:58 AM
It says it right on the box, but did I read it? Heck no! Who would read a warning label on a taco shell box?
Never try to heat taco shells in a toaster oven. Don't ask me how I know this!
Laying on the couch watching the game when I noticed this warming, flickeing, orange glow coming from the kitchen. Wait!!...I don't have a
fireplace!!!!
Imagine the landlord's surprise when a flaming appliance comes sailing out of the kitchen window and lands in the snow in the yard!,
ETA - Oh, and my other fantastical kitchen trick was, one time I put some chicken livers, gizzards, heart and neck in a pot of water to boil them up
for the dogs to eat. Put it on super low heat so I didn't have to worry about it right away. About 3am the next morning I smelled this funky smell
in the bedroom. I elbowed the wife for pharting and rolled over. Shortly afterwards the smoke alarm in the kitchen went off. I leapt to my feet
from my comatose state and dashed to the kitchen where I was met with a wall of smoke from a pot full of scorched blackened chicken guts! Queue the
scene where the smoldering pot comes arcing out of the back door into the yard.
edit on 12/14/2020 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason
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