White House Thanksgiving Turkey Detained Without Counsel

WASHINGTON, DC—Cousin Wattle, the official National Thanksgiving Turkey who was to have been pardoned by President Bush in an annual White House ceremony that dates back to the Truman administration, is currently being held without formal charges or access to legal counsel, White House press secretary Scott McClellan confirmed Tuesday. “We can’t have two big turkeys in the White House; we have the President and that’s enough.” Also, rumors that Jesus will be in attendance at the White House Thanksgiving feast are unfounded. Jesus has been attending Arafat’s funeral and will be unable to make his appearance in Washington. Christmas, on the other hand, is guaranteed.

Even though it is humorous it has a legitimate place here at ATS just as Political Cartoons do in our newspapers.

What can we gain from this story?

Originally posted by 00PS
What can we gain from this story?

That you have way too much time on your hands

Originally posted by 00PS

Even though it is humorous it has a legitimate place here at ATS just as Political Cartoons do in our newspapers.

What can we gain from this story?

All I can see, as funny as this story is, is that your hatred for the USA even transcends into your satire.

Originally posted by skippytjc

Originally posted by 00PS

Even though it is humorous it has a legitimate place here at ATS just as Political Cartoons do in our newspapers.

What can we gain from this story?

All I can see, as funny as this story is, is that your hatred for the USA even transcends into your satire.

Ah I don't Hate america, I hate americans that think they know everything.

You think you know me? You think you know me? You think you know me?

How many times can you say yes and be wrong... go figure that one out genious!

Originally posted by 00PS
How many times can you say yes and be wrong... go figure that one out genious!

00PS, it's spelt genius.

Sanc'.

LOL

I never said I was one haha

must be that British English seeping under my skin, even though they don't spell it like that I keep flubbin up my labour and colour and now i got genious haha


They are only starting to learn American english in china....

Peace...

[edit on 18-3-2005 by 00PS]