Can someone explain how to play Cricket

a reply to: Akragon

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man OR woman that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he/she is out he/she comes in and the next man/woman goes in until he/she’s out.

When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men/women still in and not out.

When a man/woman goes out to go in, the men/women who are out try to get them out, and when he/she is out he/she goes in and the next batter in goes out and goes in.

There are two men/woman called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men/women who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men/women have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men/women have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

It's an extravagant way of getting heat stroke in the Australian summer.

Ok to play if you are bowling or batting but not so much when you are fielding or sitting around waiting to bat.

In Australia we have the boxing day test which, as one might conclude starts on boxing day. A test match goes for 4 days.

It is sometimes useful for background noise whilst sitting around drinking beer looking for something to be entertained by.

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: Akragon


Each man OR woman that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he/she is out he/she comes in and the next man/woman goes in until he/she’s out.

So virtuous.

Players or participants would suffice.

a reply to: IAMALLYETALLIAM

Kinda bigoted really, I mean he acts if otherkin do not exist.

a reply to: Lysergic

I know, what about the other 57 genders?

a reply to: Encia22

They also wear testicle protectors
ouch
Lol