Which Side do You Butter your Bread?

Which is it butter is it up or butter side down?
Are you a yook or a zook?
Ever read the butter battle book?
If not there's this film
Y'all should have a look

Cause ats just reminds me
of a bunch of zooks and yooks.



Everyone's picked a side
Now there's a great divide
Over which half of the bread
is the superior side

Up or down
Pedo or clown
Whoever wins
America will frown

Because whether you butter your bread down or up
The whole #ing system is entirely corrupt

Im a margarine guy. Cholestoral and all ya know.

a reply to: dug88

I try to butter my bread both, left and right.

I can't believe it's not Bide... er butter!

= fooked!

a reply to: lakenheath24

www.healthline.com...-line

the bottom line
Butter is rich in nutrients and beneficial compounds like butyrate and conjugated linoleic acid.

High-fat dairy products like butter have been linked to a reduced risk of obesity, diabetes, and heart problems.

Still, butter is high in calories and saturated fat and should be enjoyed in moderation. It’s best to consume it alongside a mix of heart-healthy fats like olive oil, avocado, nuts, seeds, and fatty fish

The myth that butter is bad for you originated with the canola industry - they had a vested interest in pushing the lie about butter

a reply to: dug88
I actually put my butter on my lips like lipstick. Then I eat my toast, it's fabulous.

a reply to: dug88

Does it make a difference if the bread is Gluten free, and it's margarine?

How about it if it's a possum, and dream whip desert topping?

I am bothered more by which way the bread lands when I drop it.
It feels like my bread has just landed butter side down.

a reply to: lakenheath24

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

a reply to: ManSizedSquirrel

Look at all these special snowflakes
each of them unique
They're all above the incessant group speak
No two are the same
They don't play the game
But they didn't respond in a rhyme
So they're lame

a reply to: lakenheath24

What is this cholesterol thing you speak of? Your brain is about 60 to 70% fat. Cholesterol is fat. Your doctor likes playing with your cholesterol numbers because that is one of the few things they have a pill that directly affects. So, when you reduce youe cholesterol you are reducing your brain. If you look at the pill bottle, it actually says so as a side affect. Cholesteral also lubricates your joints and arthritis is also a side affect of the pills.



As far as butter on toast, only real butter and only on top. It has to go on top as I put it on the bread before putting it into the oven. I find oven toast with the butter cooked in along with cinimon to be much superior to the toaster kind.

Having said that, I see no reason that others could not have another opinion on toast.

The top is the spot
As the bottom cannot be gotten

a reply to: dug88 I butter the top of my bread. It's easier that way.

a reply to: dug88

I ordered the steak sir.

a reply to: dug88

Even as a young child, butter side down. I couldn't wrap my mind around butter side uppers. How are you doing to taste the butter if it doesnt hit your tongue??? even if you're a butter side upper, you're just going to flip the bite 180 degrees in yer mouth. Giant leaps in logic happening here!!

I was being a smartass. I am a straight up lard guy. No knife, just dunk it in whole and fry er up.




a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

a reply to: dug88

Butter and Bacon and Bread.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I don't butter bread.
Or vote.

So I am Switzerland.
You can leave your gold with me.

a reply to: dug88

Doesn't matter which side. You drop it? It always fall down butter-side up

How can this be.
The Zooks are now Zees
And the Yooks are now Yees.

The Yees sound like Zooks who think they are Yooks. While Zooks are still Zooks but want it spelt Xooks. The Zees just want to be left be.
Divided they are. Screaming their glee.
How Yees are better then all Zooks and Zees.

If this dont make sense, you're not alone.
Since this crap is stupid and should remain unknown.

I'll be who I be and watch others do thee. But if you force my be to your be. Well we'll have a problem you see. For I'm a God fearing man. Who's proud to be free.