Chihuahua

A young veterinarian after receiving his degree starts his business in a small town in the country and his beautiful wife kept herself fit and busy by cycling all over the town

Most of his work was on rural “hard to reach” farms that took him away from home for days sometimes. And while away on a business trip their house dog, a Chihuahua, has taken ill. The wife decided to call the local Doctor for help while her husband was unreachable and out of town.

Doc, hope you could help “my Chihuahua is sick. She seems to have flu like symptoms with a watery discharge and also got a rash.”

The Doctor who didn’t know that the husband was gone answered” I tell you what; you can pick up your prescription from the pharmacy, an antibiotic and ointment for the rash and then you must not ride your bike for a week"

a reply to: ICycle2

Yeah, I don't get it.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ICycle2

Yeah, I don't get it.

I get it, but to be honest, it's just not funny at all.

No offense, OP, but this is for you:

a reply to: Necrobile

Accepted, but humor differ and I am happy with mine

originally posted by: ICycle2
a reply to: Necrobile

Accepted, but humor differ and I am happy with mine

but i still dont get it? splain it?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus & StallionDuck

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originally posted by: StallionDuck
but i still dont get it? splain it?

The symptoms that she described about her chihuahua was interpreted by the doctor to be issues she's having below the belt as if she describes that area as her chihuahua, which is why he prescribed medication to treat that rather than actually helping her dog.

In the long run it's not really that funny, but a big part of it could actually be how it was presented. In other words, if you have to explain the joke then it's not a good joke.

a reply to: Necrobile

So I overheard this conversation with Mr.Eargum, Mr.Karies and Mr.Yeast and it was like that:
"Every morning some stick guy invades my home and scrubs around in it".
"Oh that's nothing!", said Mr. Karies "some brush guy tries to scrub me out of my home twice a day!"..
Mr. Yeast: "Every night some bald guy comes into my home, in out, in out, doesn't know what he want's but pukes over the place every time!!!".

I could tell you one about 3 Rottweilers but it would get me banned.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree?

He was #ing dead.

That one gets me every time.

I think the joke is fine. At least its different, besides almost no one tells jokes anymore and if they do tell one once every couple of years its so old that my grandma fell off a dinosaur laughing at way back in the stone age.

I wish I'd written down every joke I've ever heard.

a reply to: Necrobile

Accepted, I need to understand different cultures, still believe its a good joke but I wasn't able to make it alive in wording

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