Free Questions!

originally posted by: kwakakev
Justice.

Something we won't see in our troubled times. Not yet

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: mysterioustranger

Who's there.

Ok give me a bit to summon a male function from a height greater than the males fall.

Size matters man. Choose one. Head or....

a reply to: Mike Stivic

No...i.was just really hoping op could answer that. I just wrote some random # down. I figured op was some kinda ultra robot or something that could answer anything. I mean...i was gonna just say 42 but that ones easy..i wanted to see it prove itself.

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
What do you want in your drink?a reply to: kwakakev

Neat. Scotch. Triple

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire

lk?
From a cow with short legs. a reply to: mysterioustranger

Short legs on cow gives half and half

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
It’s a one pound bird that lays a two pound egg reply to: mysterioustranger

Who is my ex-wife. One of 'em

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: scraedtosleep. Another oldie. Answer.....you bet your sweet ass I am.
Q: Hey! Are you a turtle?

originally posted by: Advantage
Answer : I woke up and it kinda felt like something was in or perhaps had been in my butt.

Q: Where did all this redness comes from?

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: mysterioustranger

?=𝝅x²+y³/𝝅n²*2

Q: Wing ding fonts are awesome...here's an example

originally posted by: LookingAtMars
a reply to: scraedtosleep

Question.

If three astronauts are in a canoe flying over the Gobi desert and they crash how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

What is the source of this phrase?

Quickmeme.com posted about ice cream, roofs, bone n pankakes.

originally posted by: odzeandennz
Prince Andrews

Q: Who was that guy running on the beach naked chasing a bottle-girl?

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: Mike Stivic

No...i.was just really hoping op could answer that. I just wrote some random # down. I figured op was some kinda ultra robot or something that could answer anything. I mean...i was gonna just say 42 but that ones easy..i wanted to see it prove itself.

Go the other way!!! The "answer man" is the other thread!!!

originally posted by: mysterioustranger

The answer: Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Question: Easy: If you're jet-skiing down a mountain and your wheel falls off, and you need to find out how many pancakes it takes to cover a doghouse, what time is it?

A: Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I'm from the 50's
Black Maria will arrive very shortly, I dare say they have a safe system in situ... 'wouldn't bank on it though.

originally posted by: mysterioustranger

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
What do you want in your drink?a reply to: kwakakev

Neat. Scotch. Triple

No no, That was the question to the answer, ''justice''. What do you want in your drink? Just ice

a reply to: mysterioustranger

The answer was '' from a cow with short legs...''
The question, ''where do you get dragon milk?

originally posted by: mysterioustranger

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
It’s a one pound bird that lays a two pound egg reply to: mysterioustranger

Who is my ex-wife. One of 'em

The answer was a one pound bird that lays a two pound egg.
The question is, ''Why is an Uha bird called a Uha bird.
I'ts a one pound that lays a two point egg. UUUUUUUUU aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.

a reply to: mysterioustranger

I hope you know I took a big chance divulging that answer to that most sacred of questions. I, as well as you I suppose, took an oath never to it to a non-turtle. All these years later, I still look over my shoulder and indeed, regardless of company present, must answer officially.

Hilary Clinton...

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: mysterioustranger

I hope you know I took a big chance divulging that answer to that most sacred of questions. I, as well as you I suppose, took an oath never to it to a non-turtle. All these years later, I still look over my shoulder and indeed, regardless of company present, must answer officially.

Of course...but turtle does as turtle sees...n I shared that with you tonight...and it brought you.. out of your shell!

originally posted by: Raggedyman
Hilary Clinton...

Q. Who will never wear any blue dresses (like Monicas)