I had a joke about....

I had a joke about....

So, there's this thread going around on Twitter where people are retweeting the "I had a joke about...but."

Some of the honorable mentions include:

Monica Lewinski: "I have an intern joke and it...nevermind."
(She likely meant sucks).

"I have an IKEA joke, but I couldn't put it together..."

"I have a Charles Manson joke and it kills me.."

"I have an epidemiology joke but it hasn't yet gone viral."
"I have an ejaculation joke, but it's too soon."

"I have a weed joke and it's smokin."

"I have a Jonestown joke, but the punchline is too long..."

"I have an anaesthesiologist joke and it’ll knock you out."

"I have a vaccine joke... but you won’t get it for another year."

Some good ones here


ATS, your turn, for fun...

a reply to: Liquesence

I have a teacher joke, but it's not very classy.



Hope you're having a good one!

a reply to: zosimov

Good one.

I have a writer's joke, but it just won't come to me.

a reply to: Liquesence


I have a joke about sheep, but everyone's already herd it.

LOL boooo.

a reply to: zosimov

I had a joke about cows, but decided to moove on.

(That's so lame it's beyond dad)

a reply to: Liquesence

LOL it's great though. Dad jokes are the best.



I have a dad joke, and it's groaned-breaking.

a reply to: zosimov

I had a little joke about my penis.

I IS GENIUS.

a reply to: CobaltCPD

Impressive!

a reply to: zosimov

I have a joke about wine, but it was cask aside.

originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: Liquesence

LOL it's great though. Dad jokes are the best.

I have a dad joke, and it's groaned-breaking.

I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.

a reply to: Liquesence

I had a joke about weed but you set the bar too high with that last one.

Yeah?


Well I have a joke about women. Period.

I had a joke about wheels...roll with it.

a reply to: Maverick1

LOL!

a reply to: ColeYounger
This too, had me laughing for sure!

originally posted by: Maverick1
Yeah?


Well I have a joke about women. Period.

Lol, good one.

I had a chemistry joke but I'm not sure what reaction I'll get..

Dang.


I had a joke about a meth lab, but it blew up on me.


(maybe I'm reaching here lol)

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I had a math joke but not sure it added up.

originally posted by: Maverick1
Dang.


I had a joke about a meth lab, but it blew up on me.


(maybe I'm reaching here lol)

My Grandma is 96 years old and still doesn't need glasses.
She drinks straight from the bottle!