killer gnomes

the gnomes are trying to reclaim the planet by killing us with weather control devices!!!

I know what you mean, look how menacing and demonic they are!

garden gnomes are actually robotic power suits built in the gnomes' image, so that they may destroy us when the rebellion occurs!!!!

Indeed, look at how CCTV can catch these 'friendly' chaps behaving at night:

It is a little known fact that the 'NWO' is actually a Gnome conspiracy but through the silent 'G' people have been misled.

Watch for the Gn.W.O

Jack

[edit on 15/3/05 by JAK]

Originally posted by menolikeyelshrub
the gnomes are trying to reclaim the planet by killing us with weather control devices!!!

Huh I thought they were trying the Gnomish Mind Control Cap Goblin Engineering and Science is much more superior

Anyway not too much to worry about, most Gnomish technology fails half the time anyway

[edit on 15-3-2005 by sardion2000]

[edit on 15-3-2005 by sardion2000]

Those devilsh little gnomes:

Whereas the Gnomes have at times been accused of attempting to take over the Earth, the pixies are quite happy just to sit around laughing at the insanity of the world while getting drunk on 'Best Pixyland'

There are revelations to be found in the personage of the ATS member that was known as 'gnome' and in the insanity that that member induced in certain ill-prepared peers who were trying to pin its gnomeship on other members.

There are some places where gnomes and trolls belong, but IMHO ATS is not one of them.

On topic on stature, I saw 'The Station Agent' on vid last night and enjoyed it. At least there was no dwarf throwing.

F (or as you name yourself: menolikeyelshrub)....
Remember that all those gnomes are actually demons in disguise.
LOOK OUT FOR THE DEMONIC GNOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yard Gnomes are my friends..... they get mad when people walk on my lawn. Then at night they're not there anymore...the next morning I have to wash the blood off of them. They're not demons just homicidle maniacs....I love them.... the insane children in my neighborhood try to steal them and are never seen again...true story! DON"T JUDGE ME!!