I'm sorry ATS. . . . my mea culpa

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Glad this wasn't my fault.

You're responsible for this too. Only you could stop him but you got soft.

a reply to: Trueman

I refuse. That thing has a mind of its own sometimes.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Trueman

I refuse. That thing has a mind of its own sometimes.

"When can I be a real boy?"
-Pinnochio

originally posted by: DBCowboy
"When can I be a real boy?"

As soon as you take care of that thing with that guy in Vegas.

Remember, it needs to look like an accident.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
"When can I be a real boy?"

As soon as you take care of that thing with that guy in Vegas.

Remember, it needs to look like an accident.

I was never there next week, when Joey is picking me up at the airport to pick up some dry cleaning in the desert.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Tell him I said, 'I have your money', when you don't see him.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Tell him I said, 'I have your money', when you don't see him.

I won't, only because I have never owned a pig mask.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Trueman

I refuse. That thing has a mind of its own sometimes.

"When can I be a real boy?"
-Pinnochio

You'll lose your ability to handstand in front of hot chicks and lie.

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a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm sorry I ruined this site for expressing my opinion.

I'm sorry for not obeying social media guidelines into what is and isn't acceptable to say.

I knew it was all you're fault DB!!

Now go to your room and think about what you've done!!!!!!!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
And I have 3.

At the risk of exposing my identity to those who have seen me naked.... I genuinely have 4 nipples.

And today, for some reason, as I have mentioned elsewhere, I am feeling uncharacteristically positive. I'm certain that ATS will live on, I can feel it in my... not bones, maybe heart, I aren't sure. But with this in mind, when ATS is saved I will gladly post a photograph of all my nipples. All four of them .

a reply to: and14263

Baphomet, is that you?

a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm not buying it until I see an earnest, sincere and heartfelt video confession of responsibility (preferably in black and white).

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I am more likened to a cat with the ability to feed suckling young kits, than a deity of power.

Or sow, sometimes I get sow. But mostly cat. For some reason, when multiple nipples are on show people most frequently liken them to a female cat.

a reply to: and14263

I'm sure the 2 big ones are warts. You should name them.

a reply to: and14263

Speaking of multi-nips...

originally posted by: Breakthestreak
Ditto

Hopefully there will be laws put in place to stop ‘wrongthink’ sometime soon so people who stray from the media-fed guidelines can be re-educated or jailed

Don’t forget your mask

That will only happen if Trump is re-elected. Biden, even in his incoherent ramblings, will side with the authoritarians, like Obama did and does to this day.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I can't forgive you until you tear down,decapitate,burn and elk statue.

a reply to: Trueman

I was thinking more on the lines of boils that need
to be lanced!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I'm sorry for not obeying social media guidelines into what is and isn't acceptable to say.

Don't be so modest. You'd be perfect at social media. You've certainly got the attention seeking down to a fine art.