The Shed 25

Actually, my fave Drummer joke was:

How can you tell when the Drum Riser is Level?? (Drum riser is the raised part of the stage that the drum kit would sit on)







The Drummer dribbles out of BOTH sides of his mouth!

originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer

originally posted by: bally001

Yeah, that struck a chord with the guitarist.

Beat It!

I would but I bass old dad's jokes on fine tuning by my pa.

MapOfNowhere (Or map, or MON) was wandering around, lost in a forest and found some kind of a portal. Stepped right into it. *BUMP* Falls on the floor of some kind of a castle... What is this place? Should i go back to the forest? Maybe... Oh, the portal is one-way only, now it is just a mirror.

*Looks out of a beautifully decorated window and thinks he sees a dragon flying quickly by" A dragon? Seriously? Hmmm...

Oh! A tray of fresh donuts! I am going to munch two of them, if the castle owners get angry due to that, i will make them nice vegetarian dinner later. Plenty of sugar in these... Gives my brains energy to think... Flashes go by my mind from some kind of a past existence... Who was i? Fi... Fi... Fins? I can't remember.

I better look around if i find some company here, getting a bit lonely just wandering around, without even knowing where.

Map of nowhere is in my hand
The roads are blurred, sojourners land
So take however long you want
(But don't forget my love)
You've pledged yourself to come along

a reply to: MapOfNowhere

A lovely Elf appears before MON. "Fin!!!!" She could see into his mind and his moments of forgetting. "I know you very well and you will know in time who you were and where you've been. You will also be pleased to see where you will be going. There are many things to see that will remind you of this enchanted place and its' people."

She smiled and tried to contain her excitement. "Welcome...home."

To find the Universal elements enough; To find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter...to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring----these are some of the rewards of the simple life."
~John Burroughs

a reply to: Night Star
Pretty picture Night. PM for you too. By for now.

a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

Ha! While you were in here typing, I was reading and replying to your PM.

originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

OMG chocolate cake! YUM!

So how old...I mean, how young are you now Gordi?

Give my regards to the family.

Man, those boys of yours will be getting married before you know it. I want to be around to see you have Grandbabies.

56!

OMG, you are still a young-in.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

Ha! While you were in here typing, I was reading and replying to your PM.

You must be psycho or something then!

El double postirito

originally posted by: bally001

originally posted by: Nothin

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: Nothin

LOL! We can chair dance at Gordi's party.

You're on !!

Happy birthday Gordie !
( Sorry that you are sooooooooooo old. )

Had a joke about drummers : but the punchline was outta rhythm...

Yeah, that struck a chord with the guitarist.

It left the brass-section breathless !!
And the poor piano-player, ended-up tinkling on the ivories...

originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer

originally posted by: Nothin

Happy birthday Gordie !
( Sorry that you are sooooooooooo old. )

Had a joke about drummers : but the punchline was outta rhythm...

Cheers Nothin!
Oh, I got PLENTY of drummer jokes.... believe me!
G

For shizzle !
That's why we're inventing new ones for ya, you know : to spoil ya !

Had a joke about drummers : but it was too off-beat...

Had an off-beat joke : but the drummer couldn't get it...

originally posted by: Nothin

originally posted by: bally001

originally posted by: Nothin

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: Nothin

LOL! We can chair dance at Gordi's party.

You're on !!

Happy birthday Gordie !
( Sorry that you are sooooooooooo old. )

Had a joke about drummers : but the punchline was outta rhythm...

Yeah, that struck a chord with the guitarist.

It left the brass-section breathless !!
And the poor piano-player, ended-up tinkling on the ivories...

That's poorly composed and duly noted.

originally posted by: Nothin

originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer

originally posted by: Nothin

Happy birthday Gordie !
( Sorry that you are sooooooooooo old. )

Had a joke about drummers : but the punchline was outta rhythm...

Cheers Nothin!
Oh, I got PLENTY of drummer jokes.... believe me!
G

For shizzle !
That's why we're inventing new ones for ya, you know : to spoil ya !

Had a joke about drummers : but it was too off-beat...

Had an off-beat joke : but the drummer couldn't get it...

Boom Tish!

hahaha

Bally

'ello Gentlemen!
You didn't post on the bulletin board that we were having comedy night. lol

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

You are still behind me in age. GAH, that means I'm REALLY old.
Oh wait, I'm an Elf. It takes us forever to get old. Whew!

It's late, time for everyone to come home. Come along now, we are winding down and having cordials pixie style. Winks.
"Pesky!!!!!!!!!! Must you always fall into my glass??? Get cleaned up and put your jammies on." Pesky hiccups and tries to fly away, but her wings are soaked. She sits in the corner and sulks. Night sighs.

a reply to: Night Star
Ok, ok I'm home now. In search of my blanky then off to bed.

a reply to: Nothin

How can you tell when the Bass player is at the door?
He's coming in late and forgotten his key!

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
The drummer.

How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just the one.
He holds the bulb up in the air and expects the world to revolve around him!

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, we have machines that do that now.

Three keyboard players fall off a cliff at the same moment.
Which one splatters on the rocks below first?
Who cares.

"Mummy, when I grow up I want to be a musician"
"Well, make your mind up dear, because you can't do both!"

What do you call a musician who hasn't got a girlfriend?
Homeless.

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