You know, I've always wondered who called Santa Anna the 'Napoleon of the West'
I mean he lost almost every battle he was the commander of one side.
I finally found out, he gave himself the title.
"On April 14th, 1561, residents of the bustling Bavarian town of Nuremberg woke up to a frightening scene. Hundreds of little fireballs were exploding
in the sky, and crafts of all shapes and sizes—spheres, triangles, cylinders and crosses—were whizzing past each other. Spheroid UFOs were seen
emerging from cylindrical ships and darting across the sky erratically and clashing with each other in a colossal aerial battle that lasted for over
an hour. Eventually, a large black triangular object appeared and then a large crash was heard outside of the city."