Fun tangent, only kind of related.
Once upon a time (before my time, told to me by a mentor), there was a very minor issue with the wiper for the windscreen on the XB-47 (looks like an
F-14 canopy on a bomber. XB-52 followed this practice, though they moved the cockpit forward for for better visibility. The B-47 went to production
with the "fighter" canopy, but the BUFF dumped it for side-by-side seating). This was back in an era when designing for a function was largely just
"does this work?" If no, redesign. If yes, leave it the hell alone and move to the next item. While designs were played with to optimize, they didn't
spend months and years studying minor variations to find the perfect solution. Best is the enemy of good. KISS. Designs went from paper to hardware
quickly, and costs were constrained. There are fair arguments against this as a strict philosophy, but there is probably a nice middle ground between
there and today's processes.
Anyway, word went out to find a fix for the XB-47 wiper's minor deficiency, and while most discussed how to make modifications to the wiper, one of
the engineers has an engineer-ephiphany. One of those lightbulb moments we all live for.
"Say, instead of modifying the wiper, why don't we ditch the wiper and associated mechanisms, complexity, and weight? We replace it instead with this
nifty piece of scrap metal, which we shape in such a way to compress air between it and the nose just infront of the cockpit, and blow that sped up
air over the front windscreen, thus clearing the windscreen. Cheap, light, no moving parts to break."
The room is in awe. Here is an individual going places. Every one is excited. They quickly do some math, get a piece machined, install it on the
aircraft and wait for a shower to come through.
The weather arrives (as it is wont to do in the PNW). The pilots take her up, go and head straight out for the nearest rain shower. They fly around at
various speeds through the heaviest portion of the showers they can find, and this thing works great. They head back to land where it is now raining.
Skeptical pilots are now suitably impressed with the genius of the engineering team.
And then they begin to taxi back. Problem. On the ground, the air lacks velocity. The windscreen begins to be covered with rain, and the pilots need
to turn on the wiper...
After some hemming and hawing, it is eventually, reluctantly decided that if they need to carry the weight a wiper for ground ops anyway, there is no
need for the brilliant bit of metal up front. Just fix the wiper.
Since the B-47 preceded the 707 which incorporated much of the knowledge gained from the B-47 program, that's why the KC-135 even has a wiper.
But true story related to me by a great guy.
edit on 24-4-2020 by RadioRobert because: (no reason given)