Maryland police remind residents to wear pants to mailbox: 'This is your final warning'.

We need something to laugh about...maybe smile?!

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Maryland police remind residents to wear pants to mailbox: 'This is your final warning'.


A small-town police department in Maryland has reminded residents to wear pants while checking the mail, yet another sign that many people working during stay-at-home orders are dressing casually, if they're getting dressed at all.

"Please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox. You know who you are. This is your final warning," the Taneytown Police Department wrote in a Facebook post Tuesday.

This isn't the first time the department, which serves about 7,200 citizens, has used its social media account to post topical commentary to its 11,000 followers.

In recent days the account urged people to stay inside using the lyrics to "Baby Shark," posted a "Tiger King" meme, and used a Bitmoji to encourage residents to wash their hands.

The department did not immediately return a USA TODAY request for comment Wednesday."


Of course they didnt! They dont have pants on.....

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Maryland? Sounds more like a story out of Florida

originally posted by: underpass61
a reply to: mysterioustranger

Maryland? Sounds more like a story out of Florida

I was regularly transporting Seniors (Mich not Fla!)...and one lady would come on porch to wave "One minute!"...87 years old, on the porch...in bra and panties...

She passed away recently...and strangly? She had a closed casket!!!

a reply to: mysterioustranger
My hunting buddy lives in Taneytown. (pronounced tawn-E-town)
I'll have to ask him if he is the reason for the reminder.

a reply to: mysterioustranger

I hope the Tennessee authorities don't get any bright ideas or we could be in trouble now that it's getting warmer outside!

So, are they not wearing undies either?

Cause if they are wearing undies, I would be ok with it.

Heck, I'm ok with it if they aren't.

LOL Just don't look out your window at 7 am," ole joe is necket!"

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Time for a Scot's pride march in anger, all those kilt's what will the police do, if they try they had better expect a highland charge.

originally posted by: chiefsmom
So, are they not wearing undies either?

Cause if they are wearing undies, I would be ok with it.

Heck, I'm ok with it if they aren't.

LOL Just don't look out your window at 7 am," ole joe is necket!"

My late client? Thank GOD she AT LEAST had on underwear.......* see reply above

originally posted by: LABTECH767
a reply to: mysterioustranger

Time for a Scot's pride march in anger, all those kilt's what will the police do, if they try they had better expect a highland charge.

Ha! Ah, the Scots. Hell of a hearty bunch. And bare-foot no less (olden days, sorry)

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: mysterioustranger

I hope the Tennessee authorities don't get any bright ideas or we could be in trouble now that it's getting warmer outside!

My kin in Dyersburg? Down there its "why do ya need pants when ya aints gots shoes!

I’m laughing so hard at the Yahoo comments! I do think it was just a humorous joke on their site.
Great thread by the way. We can all use a good laugh these days.

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Thanks for the laugh!

a reply to: mysterioustranger

A Final Warning, you say?

On what might just be the most pressing and critical matter of the modern age?

Welp..

*unbuckles belt*

I dont live there, Im just doing this for solidarity, you understand. Never considered it before.

Time to check the mail!

ETA: Its snowing. And cold. I immediately regret my decisions.

originally posted by: LABTECH767
a reply to: mysterioustranger

Time for a Scot's pride march in anger, all those kilt's what will the police do, if they try they had better expect a highland charge.

When the cops complain:

TELL THE GOVERNOR THAT CLOTHING IS TOO ESSENTIAL!

But that would only work in places where the clothing stores and clothing sections of "essential" businesses have been disallowed.

a reply to: maybee

I was hoping it would to somebody.......

Sounds like a good idea as santizer is in short supply and eye/mind bleach is especially rare as no one wants to see your bits all a wobbling.

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Haha, Taneytown, just down the road from me... Thanks for posting!

I've been teleworking the majority of the week now for almost 3 years and every day for a month and I frequently go out to the mailbox in pajamas, but I haven't gone out without my pants yet... well, summer is coming isn't it?

originally posted by: wtbengineer
a reply to: mysterioustranger

Haha, Taneytown, just down the road from me... Thanks for posting!

I've been teleworking the majority of the week now for almost 3 years and every day for a month and I frequently go out to the mailbox in pajamas, but I haven't gone out without my pants yet... well, summer is coming isn't it?

SEE!? I just knew we had to have some members in the area!

Don't forget your pants!!!