Happy Birfday, DBCowboy, page 2

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:16 AM

link

a reply to: DBCowboy

Happy bday old timer, not to be confused with a bidet however. I mean who would congratulate someone on having a bidet.....

Oh, have ANOTHER beer on me!

ganjoa

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:17 AM

link

Happy Birfday DBC!
Unfortunate you have to share 4-10-20...
Still, always enjoy your posts and wishing for moar.
DBC - Keep postin, I'll keep toastin'

ganjoa

IAMTAT

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:20 AM

link

a reply to: DBCowboy

Expect a lovely toilet paper gift basket arriving sometime today.

Snarl

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:21 AM

link

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: Snarl
Safety first!

Thought page two might need some of that mist as well.

And if that doesn't work ...

Tarzan the apeman.

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:23 AM

link

a reply to: Snarl

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB !!

edit on 10-4-2020 by Tarzan the apeman. because: (no reason given)

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:24 AM

link

originally posted by: DBCowboy
To counter this, in a dark basement of a Masonic lodge, I was created.

Praise Baphomet and all his works.

DBCowboy

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:25 AM

link

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Expect a lovely toilet paper gift basket arriving sometime today.

So my septic tank is going to back up today?

Again?

FauxMulder

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:34 AM

link

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Expect a lovely toilet paper gift basket arriving sometime today.

So my septic tank is going to back up today?

Again?

I wouldn't worry about it. Rid-ex ain't got a thing on your gut bacteria.

Lagomorphe

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:41 AM

link

May your birthday burps sound like Beethoven’s 5th symphony and your birthday farts smell like toffee apples on this special day 🤪🤪

Lags

BerkshireEntity

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:56 AM

link

Hey man happy bday. I always like seeing your posts, keep on keeping on!

NightFlight

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 08:56 AM

link

Happy Birthday, Old Friend here on ATS...

(i said friend instead of fart. does that count?)

IAMTAT

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 09:02 AM

link

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Expect a lovely toilet paper gift basket arriving sometime today.

So my septic tank is going to back up today?

Again?

There's a 2-ply gift receipt included...so you can flush it if you want to return it.

BlueJacket

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 09:03 AM

link

Happy birthday ol man, your age finally catchin up to your weight.

AugustusMasonicus

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 09:08 AM

link

originally posted by: BlueJacket
Happy birthday ol man, your age finally catchin up to your weight.

You saying he's 348?

TheGreazel

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 09:08 AM

link

Happy Birthday DBCowboy

Puppylove

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 09:20 AM

link

a reply to: Snarl

Wait are you implying we're downwind of DB? Good thing I can't smell, feel sorry for everyone else though.

Happy Birthday DB... Try not to nuke all of us behind you too bad though... I do have loved ones who actually can smell...

chiefsmom

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 09:34 AM

link

Since you have to work on your birthday, have you chosen a Gunther to be sacrificed?
That's how you have lived such a long, long, long, long... time, right?

Happy Birthday DB.
Thank you for being you, and bringing a smile to so many here.

neomaximus10

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 09:37 AM

link

Happy birthday DBCowboy
Always enjoy reading your posts!

IAMTAT

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 10:16 AM

link

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Happy BDay big guy, for your present I will clean out my sock drawer and only keep you.

If you move us to your underwear drawer...I SWEAR...I'm coughing on your Official Masonic Banana Hammock!

Bigburgh

posted on Apr, 10 2020 @ 10:20 AM

link

a reply to: DBCowboy
Happy Birthday DBC!!!