How Do You Fight a Twenty Foot Man??

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Hmmm. So we can befriend said giants with testicle protection?

I could use a few around my property. Cheaper than my old craftsman tractor to run!

man the giant topics are making their rounds!!

You ask God to make you a bird, so you can fly far, far away.

Then you gain up the courage to go back and peck his eyes out.

I dunno. for a creative topic under the circumstances

Cut it’s Achilles’ tendon, when it’s at your height cut its throat or drive a pick axe into its head.

A long pointy stick can do wonders too. A few men in joust mode wouldn’t take long.

Simple: .410 slug to the eye... you know, the eye that sits in front of the brain?

If that doesn't do the trick, a 12 gauge slug to the groin will.

TheRedneck

10 Gallons of good coffee, custard bismarks and good conversation! If that don't work, then Jason of the Argonauts method should do the trick, gallons of wine and a sharpened telephone pole to the eye/eyes and when he trips over his own feet chasing you blindly then cut his throat, if that don't work the .308 is the answer

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Tickle their feet?

Shoot em in the ding-ding.

reply to: worldstarcountry
Get one of them big arse mining trucks and run his arse over.

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a reply to: worldstarcountry

EASY!

We've seen the movies!

The EWOKS showed us what to do! When they took out ATST

a reply to: TheRedneck

the eye that sits in front of the brain?

Is that the left eye or the right eye?

Kung Fu and MMA. They're anatomically human, just giant ones from outerspace right?

The giants of old, if they existed, had some kind of genetic issue or passed on trait, disease, whatever you'd pick to call it.

8-12ft, maybe a little more, but not 20ft. They also had other health problems, at least it's theorized. Takes a lot of heart and blood to keep that moving. Lifespan wasn't necessarily that long.

The David and Goliath story, well.. lets suppose Goliath was 8ft something inches, under 10ft definitely.
*quotes biblical stuff for "truth"*

He might not have had a good rock to the head in his career, being a big prized champion that everyone was terrified to go toe to toe with. All it would take is to daze him, then take his sword and cut his head off as the story goes.

I believe it.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

With a 22 foot stick

A reply to: worldstarcountry
I have to point out that the movies always show Giants moving in a slow mo kind of way, that scientifically doesn't make sense. Look at Ant Man or Avengers, E.G. What so gravity has a stronger effect on them? No. A being that size would have dramatically more strength that a normal human, so wouldn't they be extremely fast and strong? Earth's gravity might not be very strong to them. Probably able to move so fast you could hardly connect a shot on them if they were trying to avoid your shots... And what about that story of the supposed encounter in Afghanistan with the U.S. military and a giant?

Easy, cut off 19 of his feet. Only so much damage you can do hopping around on one foot.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

“We sometimes underestimate the influence of little things”
Charles W. Chestnutt.

I believe it’s intended to be a metaphor.

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: worldstarcountry

A .308 to the head.

F##k the slingshot route.

Next question?

.338 at 1000 meters F the .308...

I laughed out loud when you said that a 20ft giant would be actively trying to dodge bullets hahaha... the visual I had was just priceless!

Infect them with COVID-19.

How do you fight a 20 foot man?

Find him a 20 foot Italian woman.😄

Legos....they stop everything.