What in the S.E.O. hell is this?

I rarely get calls from phone numbers I don't know, but today I recieved a call from a (604) area code, and I didn't want to catch the covid, so I didn't answer.

They left a robot message that said, "Sweetie, if you aren't going to answer the phone. Is rotary dial? Sweetie, touche tone exists." 😂 What?

So I googled the number, and this insane website was revealed. If you're looking to laugh and trust your anti-virus, have a little read.

Enjoy!

Here's a screen shot of the weirdness for anyone who doesn't want to click.



Some randomness to laugh at amid the doom.

Edit: Ohhhh. Conspiracy angle. Maybe this is some kind of code! Excuse me while I'm offed by the man.

a reply to: Atsbhct

It is a form of word replacement cryptology.

The spaces between words change the replacement word as well.

As does the punctuation.

The spacing and punctuation is used so that the code is harder to break with word frequency pattern recognition.

Or it is output from a random word/sentence generator, however there appears to be a pattern involved.

Agent #39762 activated. Proceeding with plan 19-4B.

Bunker is not secure. Proceed to secondary housing.

a reply to: Lumenari

Right? It slso refreshes the words when you refresh the page?

Maybe when everyone is in bed tonight I'll take a deeper dive.

This reminds me of something discussed here around ten years ago. I don't think there ever was a real consensus about it but IIRC it had something to do with a lady, maybe named Alice, who had some weird site and supposedly wandered around a Texas town like a bag lady. She wasn't making phone calls though.

There's some high strangeness with both of the sites. They both make about the same amount of sense, which is very little. I haven't thought about that first site in years. I wonder if it's still there. I tried to find something but I doubt I'm using anywhere near the right keywords to find it. Wish I could remember more.

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: Lumenari

Right? It slso refreshes the words when you refresh the page?

Maybe when everyone is in bed tonight I'll take a deeper dive.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a young Lumenari attended a military tech school that included a bonus puzzle at the end of the week that reminded me of the website.

We would break up in groups of 4 for the weekend and attempt to decrypt the message before Monday morning for bonus points towards our overall grade.

I may take a peek at it when I go home for a week break.

Thanks for the post!

Funny how the leaders seem lost.

Funny how the leaders seem lost.

a reply to: Lumenari

I love codes and cryptography, too.

I'm thinking, is the number a cipher?

Where does the phone call and random message fit it?

originally posted by: GodsBeGone
Funny how the leaders seem lost.

Wrong thread. Who dis?

Following this.
Can't help but feel it's a run down of current events.
Who's doing what, what's happening in certain areas.
Has there been anything unusual in Ohio?
Storm? Electricity cut out? Anything??
It's a two way conversation in my guess.
Also a possible plan of action with directions.
The change when refreshing is more of the conversation.

It's a honey pot to catch people trying to reverse lookup phone numbers.

a reply to: Lumenari

You can put any number behind the address 66.51.100.101... (raw DNS address?) and generate a new page of strangeness. Yet, I am fairly certain it is not a completely random set of gibberish.

I put my own number in there and started to notice a unique data-set of words emerge. These words are highly unlikely to be of common outside my home, of this I am sure, as I would not want them associated with me in my public life. Also the usage of my name showed up 13 times in the first page population when using my number. Although my name, (Rock), is not exclusive in its relation to me, it seems more than a coincidence when all added together. For the purpose of avoiding bias, I had my wife look over the listing, saying it was randomly generated, and if she noticed anything familiar besides my phone number. By the end, she pointed out the name usage, and assumed I was messing with her because of the wordage that made no sense, but used some word themes I utilize in my online ranting and group topics.

If you read it aloud, word for word, using average "conversational" sentence structure and voice inflection, it is immediately familiar to the brains pattern recognition for speech. If you aren't focused on the word use, it seems proper, as when you hear someone is talking to you, but you did not register the actual words.

I wonder if this is some sort of keyword dump from a mobile app, unique to each number listed. Coded records of Recorded conversations? Alexa AI #post site, or if I'm just overachieving in my goal of trying not to be stuck in "CoronaZona"...


Recorded from earlier conversation of two nutjobs and posted for lols

a reply to: Novaroc

That's so insane! But now I don't want to put my own number in there.

You wouldn't think any smart data collector would put the raw voice data somewhere a search engine would just pick it up.

I still don't have time to dig into this, but it must have some explanation.

I'll have to see if it's on Reddit.

a reply to: Atsbhct

Oh my! My life just changed a bit. I forced myself to read several scrolls worth. It *feels* like there's something in there! The first and last screenshots from the one I got:

a reply to: dogstar23

SLAB IN THE MOOSEKNUCKLE!!???

😂😂😂😂

What IS this! I need to know.

a reply to: Atsbhct


Whois data:

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: dogstar23

SLAB IN THE MOOSEKNUCKLE!!???

😂😂😂😂

What IS this! I need to know.

Hahaha!! That one stood out to me as well!

I can't stop with this - I have two co-workers obsessing right now as well. I think we're all looking for a greater mystery to solve than what's happening in the world right now.

I love and hate you for this distraction right now!

What scam artist would live here!?

a reply to: Atsbhct

Well played!

That would be Harvey and Carole Kerbel!



Apparently, Harvey is a lawyer.

Address: 1500-151 Yonge St. Toronto , Ontario M5C 2W7
Lawyer Firm: Torkin Manes LLP
Phone: 416-777-5452
Fax: 888-587-9142
Email: [email protected]
Website: www.torkinmanes.com

Source: Law Firm info

Mods: Not sure if its ok to be posting this info. If not, please accept my apologies and remove away!

ETA: I'm guessing they could easily have nothing to do with the site? Not sure how the whole domain registration thing works.