The GOOD things about CV 19

Hells Bells people...look on the bright side of CV19.

1. All those cancelled planes trains and automobile trips has staved off global warming for at least 2-300 years.

2. Your inlaws probably wont be visiting for at least four months.

3. During your quarantine, after you have been fired, you can catch up on Game of Thrones.

4. You and your partner got 4 months to get jiggy with it.

See...life is GOOD!

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5. It's put a hole in Donald Trumps re-election campaign.

Inadequate is as inadequate does.

a reply to: lakenheath24

Getting Jiggy with it mean's an instant population boost, they will probably call them the covid kid's or something.

Very dry, I like the sarcasm though (game of thrones though was more of a disappointment than a lord of the ring's for grown up's and I would recommend watching Altered Carbon - only two series so easier to digest OR the Expanse - both not really that good with there second series leaving something to be desired and failing to live up to the promise of there first series but both arguably far better than game of thrones in my opinion).

We are talking GOOD things here please. That would be bad.

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originally posted by: LABTECH767
a reply to: lakenheath24

Getting Jiggy with it mean's an instant population boost, they will probably call them the covid kid's or something.
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I heard the term, "Coronials".

The CV gen. CV'ers. I like it.

Since all the live sports are done...I can catch up on reruns of Who Want to be a Millionaire.


a reply to: LABTECH767

Thats Brill.

6. Start Marketing campaign aimed at Corinials. Offer baby baskets with TP, hand sanitiser, and powdered milk.



a reply to: underpass61

I never liked being around people much. Self-isolation = status quo.

a reply to: gortex

Well it's certainly knocked Johnson thank's to many in the public realizing what an utter bunch of nasty folk's those Tory's really are and how he at first had no plan's to help out with sick pay etc and was going to force the sick to apply via universal credit with a wait of up to five week's or more - even if they accept the claim that is - before any money came through.

Maybe now the people will realize that while neither leader was a palatable choice Johnson is definitely no more suitable to be prime minister than his opposite number was, in fact perhaps even less suitable - definitely so if we forget about the other idiot's defense policy's though I can understand why they would want to shave a few billion off here and there to direct that money to other priority's it would have been a serious mistake in a world were every tom dick and harry is now getting nuclear and Putin's Russia has a more aggressive foreign policy these day's constantly testing our air defenses with old cold war style air patrol's (all to boost Putin's approval rating back in Russia since they really serve no purpose other than riling us up and forcing us to invest in more air craft - which is good for our RAF and Navy so who's complaining there).

That said that's all Brit politics so as far as the US is concerned it is possible, in fact perhaps even probable that while business is his main concern Trump may - just may - be doing more than his opposite number would ever have to stem the tide of that virus over there, he is in a sticky situation as well having to balance US views on personal freedom with the need to implement strict control's that while they may help stem the flow of the virus will also definitely alienate many of his core voters while our Hooray Harry lout Johnson is actually alienating the often more sensible minded British with it's idiot tom foolery slow response to the crisis while other country's even Germany have now closed there borders as an emergency response, his reason is simply he already knows our economy was on a knife edge and this is going to push it over the edge, he will now be known as the Tory prime minister that lost the economy at one of the most critical junctures of the 21st century for British history as it is being written, I doubt though that he is likely to resign (unless his puppet master cumming's tell's him too?).

originally posted by: gortex
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5 It's put a hole in Donald Trumps re-election campaign.

Inadequate is as inadequate does.

That's what the Democrats are hoping for. Unfortunately for them their candidates and ideology are trash so regardless of Trump's reaction to this he still has a very good chance of winning.

Ted? Ted Kazinsky? Is that you?
How you got the internets? Get back to making me a license plate.


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My local office (aka pub) landlady is worried. Sky Sports is £1500 a month, plus the mortgage etc. Feel bad for her. All banks should delay payment for two months.

Thing is...this is new for most governments.....peeps are trying tho they may/may not hit the mark.


7. Reform the banking sector, encourage local suppliers.

a reply to: LABTECH767

Take that political trolling elsewhere. We talking GOOD stuff up in this piece.

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Agree'd, we could do with more old fashioned farm shop's, more home grown organic produce and cheaper home grown good's but the main problem is supermarket's these day's.

Also despite there solicitor like explanation of why universal credit is good for claimant's when in fact it is not it is also very bad for the economy, we all hated the smack head's that were bragging about spending THERE money on drug's and living in squalor while there kid's were left to go feral up and down the country as they were not only sickening on a personal level they were a disgrace to our society despite being actually the extreme minority of claimant's that the Tory's loved to blow out of proportion, same for abusers of the blue badge and disabled schemes but still austerity was not only unnecessary it was a mistake.

The Tory's actively tried to deflect from the harm there reform's did to the high streets by claiming it was down to the rise in online shopping - conveniently ignoring the fact that the weekly payment's to the poor were an indirect stimulus to the retail sector and in affect an unofficial subsidy of the retail sector were the high street's saw it as a lifeline so that every time the benefit claimant's got there dole they would then spend it almost in it's entirety on food and other cheap good's and very seldom did they do any of that spending online, no they actually went to those high street's in there droves, suddenly as soon as the ConDem's cut the benefits the money into those shop's stopped, suddenly shop's up and down the nation closed, the stock guy's whom worked logistics for those shop's, the checkout operators etc all lost there job's and then the Tory's hid the real unemployment figures forcing there victim's because that is what these people really were - to work on zero hours contract's and if they had even a part time position they were then claimed to be not unemployed even if they had some help from the government in the form of financial support, they also implemented the utterly inhuman and wretched policy of Sanctioning were they would refuse to pay benefit's if THEY deemed a person was not looking for work or was ill but THEY said that person was well, these people too vanished from the unemployment numbers while the Tory's massaged - nay beat and battered and lied about the true figures of unemployed in our nation while homelessness also helped them hide those figures since if you don't have a home you can't be recorded.

Now make no mistake some of these same Tory's we lemming's have somehow allowed back into control of our nation not once now but twice are hoping that this disease kill's off the elderly because they see it as a ticket to allow them to cut back in state pension etc, to kill off the poor and sick because they see them as a burden to the taxpayers etc and want to privatize the NHS even if they say they don't as quickly as they can do so.

So there is in reality without the obvious joking point's to be made not very much good about the virus BUT that all depend's on your perspective, if you are one of the ultra wealthy that own the Tory's and probably have access to state of the art anti viral agent's among other treatment's that we peon's will never get then it is a gift horse because it thin's out the useless sheep, of course it can backfire on them as well so maybe it will turn out to have a bright ray for the sane people after all if we get the Tory's out of power next election even if that is a very long way off now barring a major government crisis that is not going to happen without cumming's the puppet master pulling his hand out of Boris arse any time soon.

a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

The planet is infested with parasites, called humans.

We will see the planet cleaning itself of these parasites more and more in the near future.

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The problem is you have term limits but no age limit.

originally posted by: DeathSlayer
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The planet is infested with parasites, called humans.

We will see the planet cleaning itself of these parasites more and more in the near future.

Not if the Almighty has anything to say about it, Go forth and multiply.

7. weaklings will be weeded from the gene pool. Good one!

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Yeeeeah, I wonder about that. Was that a Jewish only thing, or did that apply to all the other heathens about?



a reply to: LABTECH767

No...the problem is people keep electing the same senators and reps.

I gotta say its a better system than the UK. Choose a party and THEN choose a leader. Sounds half ass.


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