You and I are going to die . . . . .

It's like this: every day for the past 50 years I looked into myself and asked if this was the day, had I had enough yet?

Over time, I came to "know a guy" with a raspy voice, wispy robes and a big long stick with a big long blade.
We came to an understanding: I hadn't been punished enough yet and he'd let me know when it was time.

At this point, I planning to live forever because there's no way I can ever be punished enough for my "sins".

ganjoa

I self identify as being already dead.

Therefore i dont have to pay taxes. But i can still vote!

a reply to: DBCowboy

After you, my dear.

My brother in law had to go to hospital to get a feeding tube put in, 2 weeks ago. They thought he had the flu, because he couldn't keep anything down. Turns out, he has 4th stage cancer of the pancreas and liver. A week later he had a heart attack and then a stroke. Now he's in a coma. He has days left to live.


Just thought I'd leave that here. It seems appropriate.

a reply to: ketsuko


I am pretty sure zombies don't have feelings and as a side note they always vote Democrat.

a reply to: highvein

Usually the ones agitating the hardest for sensitivity and inclusion aren't in the group they agitate for.

"I will speak up for the zombies because they cannot do it for themselves!" said the good little virtue signaller.

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: ketsuko


I am pretty sure zombies don't have feelings and as a side note they always vote Democrat.

Since zombies like brains, you might be correct.

originally posted by: caterpillage
I self identify as being already dead.

Therefore i dont have to pay taxes. But i can still vote!

Yeah, you can still vote.

Just democrat though.

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: ketsuko


I am pretty sure zombies don't have feelings and as a side note they always vote Democrat.

Since zombies like brains, you might be correct.

Yeah. Eating them not using them.

a reply to: DBCowboy

If it makes you feel any better just know that what you think of as this life is really just the last ten minutes of electrical activity in the brain before you actually die.

Your entire life was nothing but a hallucination..

Let me just say to the evil amoral leftists cheering my eventual demise;

It's okay.

I hold no ill will to those who would enjoy my death.

Enemies should enjoy the death of their foes.

Y'all just better do dibs awful quick to see who'd drink wine from my skull.

originally posted by: underwerks
a reply to: DBCowboy

If it makes you feel any better just know that what you think of as this life is really just the last ten minutes of electrical activity in the brain before you actually die.

Your entire life was nothing but a hallucination..

Is that what you tell republicans before putting the pillow over their face?



I kid.

Just kidding.

Yes, one day we will all meet The Man With No Tan.
Get down with your bad self!

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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Let me just say to the evil amoral leftists cheering my eventual demise;

It's okay.

I hold no ill will to those who would enjoy my death.

Enemies should enjoy the death of their foes.

Y'all just better do dibs awful quick to see who'd drink wine from my skull.

Rumor has it you're too fat to die.

And Caronavirus runs from you. Because you'll eat it.

Rumor also has that I dare Coronavirus to fw me.

a reply to: Liquesence

Even the beautiful die.

Roses have a life span.

It's to appreciate them while they are around.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Beauty never dies.

But roses always wilt (even while the thorns remain sharp).

It's to appreciate the power and the memory.

Throw down your heartache, throw down your worldly blues.

Come to the death party, you ain't got nothin to lose.

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a reply to: DBCowboy

You alright man? You don't seem like yourself.

Hope this is just lucid thought and not something more serious.

Cheers.

a reply to: ColeYounger



Now if only I had a mane of hair half as luxurious as the violin player ...

a reply to: CriticalStinker

It might be working in the COVID task loop. I'd be morbid too if I had my eyeballs on the actual logistics.