Suspicious Substance in Schiff office being investigated...

a reply to: Vasa Croe

It was a box containing ethics, honesty and values.

Maybe this story wasn't meant to break?

But because of the recent media buzz anything involving those politicians, anything involving them will get blasted on the airwaves.

Why is it so hard to identify a substance? Why no immediate description? Color? Viscosity? Granules?

You can't make this sh#t up.

lol!

Someone probably left a package for him that isn't happy with the current state of affairs, but I doubt it's anything dangerous.

Probably a steaming load of dog crap or something...

a reply to: Vasa Croe

I feel like I'm watching the stupidest film ever made...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Vasa Croe

It was a box containing ethics, honesty and values.

THBBFT!

Wouldn't any "substance" be suspicious considering his character (and his impeachment argument) had none?

originally posted by: Ahabstar
a reply to: rickymouse

Coke is used medically. When I worked security in the hospital I had to escort it when it was being dispensed from the pharmacy. It is kept in liquid form and primarily used to stop severe nosebleeds. Which doesn’t make sense at first, but does when you think about it for a minute on how it constricts capillaries and will eventually cause a hole in the nose’s septum over years of abuse.

Oh wow, I could use coke to treat my orthostatic Hypotension? Does it work on arteries and veins too?

That stuff is way too expensive though, maybe I will just give up eating mushrooms and salads.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Vasa Croe

It was a box containing ethics, honesty and values.

Where the hell did that box of ethics, honesty, and values come from. They must have stole it from one of the Republicans so they could research ways to destroy those things.

Polosi was probably going to try to smash it with Thors gavel.

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Probably salty tears for the Alaskan people being sold to Russia.

Maybe done so his office can be searched for other things. Like real evidence.

originally posted by: WitcheeWuman
Maybe done so his office can be searched for other things. Like real evidence.

Had a similar thought. Keep everyone out while Capitol Police search a bunch of offices.

All I want to know is... did they set it on fire.
It works better that way.

a reply to: Tanga36

Same here. That or they found some BSchiff

I wouldn't really call shedded snake skin a suspicious substance. To the contrary, I would expect their offices and homes to be filled with it.

originally posted by: beyondknowledge
Well, this could take a while. Running the tests to see if the substance is the remains of his ethics, his honor, his moral integrity, etc. Could be evidence of several of his missing character traits.

You're assuming he had them to begin with.

Lubish viscous substance.. smelled strangely like... strawberry.

a reply to: Vasa Croe



The Substance has now been Identified and Confirmed as " Common Sense " .

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Was a fact discovered near his office?

President Trump personally confirmed this morning that Adam Schiff is EVIL. Evil is Worse than horrible, deranged, stupid, and despicable..combined.

originally posted by: carewemust
President Trump personally confirmed this morning that Adam Schiff is EVIL. Evil is Worse than horrible, deranged, stupid, and despicable..combined.

But is he pics of cannibalism in the office, sad kids in undies art on his walls at home... and a Dahmer-esque headless victim statue hanging from the ceiling kinda evil??