Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
Fun read, but Jags I have no idea how you came to such a high opinion of Wisconsin drivers and saying they are unpretentious lol.

You must have been ignoring Milwaukee lmao.

Yes, we all try to ignore Milwaukee as much as possible.

Doesn't everybody???

Sorry.

OPEN CALL!


Like the bloated, stinking, decomposed corpse of some hideous undersea leviathan...or like DBCowboy evening out his tan on a Hawaiian beach surround by island kids poking him with sticks...Augustus Masonicus' rotting, washed-up interview thread: 'Softball'...has once again, unfortunately and inexplicably, resurfaced and been thoughtlessly deposited back into everyone's 'Subscribed Threads' section.

And yes, the Masonic Maestro is currently looking for fresh blood and new, temporarily-warm, bodies.

THIS is an open call for volunteers to be interviewed...before the white, windowless, van shows up in your trailer park at 3 AM...and three idiots in pig masks volunteer you anyway.

So...if you're looking for the ultimate humiliation...or you just have a hankerin' to completely waste your time...

SIGN UP BELOW!

a reply to: IAMTAT

I was just posting on your new thread when it went POOF.
You three would have loved it.

a reply to: IAMTAT

This is a great roast thread. I'll throw my hat in....and I am sure there is plenty to roast.

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Do people still have a sense of humour?

Your humour might not be the same as my humor tho ..

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

I was just posting on your new thread when it went POOF.
You three would have loved it.

Aww...sorry I missed it, Mama.

Make me a sammich!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Apologies for bringing up the jello picture again.

That's why the Mods closed the other thread.

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
a reply to: IAMTAT

This is a great roast thread. I'll throw my hat in....and I am sure there is plenty to roast.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You will shortly be contacted by a man in a hockey mask, wearing a Fedora.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
a reply to: IAMTAT

This is a great roast thread. I'll throw my hat in....and I am sure there is plenty to roast.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You will shortly be contacted by a man in a hockey mask, wearing a Fedora.

Does it have to be a man?

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
a reply to: IAMTAT

This is a great roast thread. I'll throw my hat in....and I am sure there is plenty to roast.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You will shortly be contacted by a man in a hockey mask, wearing a Fedora.

Does it have to be a man?

I wish Gus would do an interview with the Taliban leader or Joe Biden.

Was I just redundant?

a reply to: DBCowboy

I hate recruiting his victi...INTERVIEW subjects.

I really need to eat some bugs now...and take a shower.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'll take over the interview process, but I'm not going to promise I won't be naked.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I'll take over the interview process, but I'm not going to promise I won't be naked.

Me either....

a reply to: Vasa Croe

The white van and the man in the fedora hat is a trap!
Run as fast as you can and don't look back.If you look
back you could be sucked into their twisted world.
Where there is NO escape and chains will be involved.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: Vasa Croe

The white van and the man in the fedora hat is a trap!
Run as fast as you can and don't look back.If you look
back you could be sucked into their twisted world.
Where there is NO escape and chains will be involved.

All true, but we'll also have cookies.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: Vasa Croe


Where there is NO escape and chains will be involved.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wish Gus would do an interview with the Taliban leader or Joe Biden.

Was I just redundant?

You left out Xi.

mmmmmm fresh meat.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I am out of practice in baking cookies.I baked chocolate
chip and peanut butter bars last night and they were a
bit dry.