Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

originally posted by: DBCowboy

It's funny you should post this picture it would fit into
my new story.I really need to finish that story you guys
keep giving me great ideas to use.

a reply to: mamabeth

Thanks Mama!

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: IAMTAT

I knew the tiny tiny Abacus Ring would draw him out!!

Luckily.

If that didn't work.......things we're about to get weird.

a reply to: FauxMulder

I saw something weird once.

A woman actually did not know how to make a sandwich.

But then I found out it was a trans guy so I wasn't so worried then.

a reply to: DBCowboy

They really should make that part of the surgery. If you're gona be a woman, BE a woman.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

They really should make that part of the surgery. If you're gona be a woman, BE a woman.

The ultimate test.

That's why Catlyn Jenner fails. She tried to make a sandwich and ended up with Kanye West.

a reply to: DBCowboy

"Kanye West" Is that some sort of slang for dingle berry?

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

"Kanye West" Is that some sort of slang for dingle berry?

Speaking as an internet expert on science and the Kardashians, I can safely say that Kanye West was once a butt cheek of Kim Kardashian that was accidently exposed to gamma rays that then became sentient.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

They really should make that part of the surgery. If you're gona be a woman, BE a woman.

I have a funny woman making sandwich story. I had a friend that was an admin assistant. Her boss wanted her to get him a sandwich, which she did not want to do. She was more a technical admin but he wanted her to do secretarial duties too. So she went to get him a sandwich. Instead of a normal sandwich she decided to put every disgusting topping on it all together, relish/ketchup/mustard/salad dressing...You get the point, she was trying to make it nasty so he wouldn’t ask her again..... She smiled as she gave it to him.

He told her it was the best sandwich he ever tasted in his life and to make it the exact same way the following day!!!!!!! I’m still laughing and that was 25 years ago!

a reply to: JAGStorm

Lmao. I try that tactic around the house. Wife always knows what I'm up to.

a reply to: FauxMulder

Happy April Fools Day to you, too.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Thanks. I'm a regular Prank Sinatra

a reply to: FauxMulder

Funny.

a reply to: FauxMulder

Not really.

a reply to: FauxMulder

You need to work on that.

a reply to: FauxMulder

I bet you'll be happy to get all these alerts.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder

You need to work on that.

What's that

a reply to: FauxMulder

Here's one more.

a reply to: FauxMulder

Huh?