Huge news, ISIS leader captured . Jabba the Jihadi in custody! Enormous breakthrough .

a reply to: DBCowboy

You caught him?

a reply to: DBCowboy
Even so, I heard the Batman theme play in my head.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

You caught him?

I can neither confirm nor deny.

I will say there might have been a harrowing Hov-A-Round chase through the back streets with speeds up to 3 maybe even 4 miles per hour.

Word is he shopped at Akbar's Big and Portly Intafatass Store where he was a big fan of their casual wear, particularly the mumuhamad male dresses.

a reply to: Fallingdown

Howdy Mr. Down.

In trying to give credence to this bit of ''news'' I went looking for it on line, as I had never heard of this fellow before this.

First I clicked your link which reads ''Fox'' but does not link to Fox but rather US Sun which I find to be owned by the National Inquire gang who publish all sorts of nonsense.

Secondly I looked around briefly and could find almost nothing on this guy in recent times other than a bunch of tabloid type outlets as well as a number of conservative outlets of which Fox is included. On looking at the Fox article, the pictures are the same as in the Sun and indeed, Fox attributes the article to ....The Sun.

In my quick search the only information I could find on a person with the same name as this guy was found in Wikipedia. According to Wikipedia, a man with this name was a terrorist but has been serving life time jail time here in the US.

So I am offered several options of what to believe here. Either this who bit is a tabloid sensation and the eco chamber effect is going on and the Wiki is fake news or since the echo chamber effect is going on and the Wiki is not fake news.

Do you have further reference to this, like maybe something on him from earlier times like the on going search for this master mind terrorist? Can you see my conundrum here? If this is real, why is it not being treated like all the other times a terrorist leader has either been killed or captured, that is on all media.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Jihad to go there, didn't you!

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

From Stars & Stripes

Stars & Stripes is pretty much the most respected independent news outlet covering US military news and has been in publication since the Civil War.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: burdman30ott6

Jihad to go there, didn't you!

I went Allah in on it for sure.

I thought this thread was a joke!

Apparently not.

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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Fallingdown

My sources inside the Pentagon tell me that this is the guy who caught him. . .

Doubtful sources reveal this guy will ride his celebration vehicle once again!

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Geeshs, what size is he, Caliphate?

I bet Human Trafficking was the only exercise he got. Also genius on his part, a big old tub of lad is not what I think of when I think: " Enemy of the People".

I wouldn't expect to see this widely publicized. Look how we're roasting it. This is not the sort of "We Got Him!" rah, rah headline you're looking for.

No doubt he's a bad dude, but it's rather like busting Jared from Subway.

Jabba is going to need a lot of virgins to keep him happy in the afterlife, lol.

This is bigger news than the 3rd time trump said he completely eradicated ISIS.

This is huge, bigly

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: visitedbythem

Just doing the prison intake exam on that guy would take a half an hour. Lots of places to hide weapons and drugs.

Did you realize “intake” was a pun ? 😁

originally posted by: St Udio


let's see visual proof he kneeled down 5 times each day to Pray-to-Allah, as his religion/ideology requires him to do

2nd sentence would be a waste of time... OOPs I wasted some time again

Best one yet !

a reply to: Nyiah

Just so you know I linked it to Fox.

Fox linked it to the sun.

I trust their verification process .

Mini moderators are starting to get on my nerves . 😆 (jk)

originally posted by: odzeandennz
This is bigger news than the 3rd time trump said he completely eradicated ISIS.

This is huge, bigly

Trump should use the removal of this tub of lard to take credit for also eradicating child hunger in the region... I'm guessing this lardo single handedly caused more than a few falafel famines in Mosul.

a reply to: Fallingdown

His biggest Jihad was seeing his own toes.

He thought toes were haram after someone issued a fatwah. He took it literally.