The progressives are doomed. The finger fights have begun .

Everybody has seen a couple guys or girls screaming at each other threatening to fight. You can tell in a glance they’re both scared to death and neither actually want’s to. The loud and annoying confrontation descends into gibberish and usually goes no farther than pointing a finger in each others face.

Down home we call that a finger fight.

Well Bernie and Lizzie have squared off in Iowa .

Lizzie threw the first right but telegraphed the poke.

SEXIEST!!!

The tensions between Sens. Bernie Sanders of Vermont and Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts began to flare over the weekend but truly escalated following reports that Sanders told Warren at a December 2018 meeting that he thought a woman couldn’t win the White House in 2020

Bernie the millionaire pulled his finger out of his nose long enough. To accuse Warren of being a candidate for the rich. * Based in part on a obvious lie.

The ill will kicked off over the weekend, with a Politico report spotlighting a leaked Sanders campaign script for use by volunteers reaching out to voters that highlighted that *“people who support her (Warren) are highly educated, more affluent people who are going to show up and vote Democratic no matter what.”

Which hurt Lizzy’s feelings and made her sad.

I was disappointed to hear that Bernie is sending his volunteers out to trash me,”

Bernie ate that # up.



Elizabeth Warren counter fingered with another lie and *a pipe dream.

( Bernie would have won if the entitled one hadn’t kneecaped him) (( just calling it like I see it ))

And pointing to the tensions between Sanders supporters and those of 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton that contributed to GOP nominee Donald Trump’s White House victory, Warren stressed that “*Democrats want to win in 2020.

That accusation hurt Bernie‘s feelings.



Anytime there’s a fight going on there’s always a guy/girl trying to break it up.

Together, the situation has progressive leaders on edge and pleading for a cease-fire once more between the two candidates.

But the progressive leaders have a powerful tool in their arsenal.



What’s the logical solution in a progressives mind for hurt feelings and aggression ?

SAFE SPACES!!!

Millionaires get the luxury version.



In the end none of it’s gonna matter. Which is why I screwed around so much . The Democratic presidential candidate will campaign on “orange man mean” and lose.

Here’s the basis for my meandering OP


I’m feeling a little loopy today. If I don’t win my three day battle with insomnia. We’re gonna need a sarcasm forum.

Naw, your thread didn't meander, it was straight down the middle Americana.....I saw the pictures there....

THAT one pic of her.......I'm feeling for her!

As long as someone doesn't pull Sanders finger.

We'll be alright.

If not have the gas mask's on stand by.

I like political comedy.

The number of Democrats identifying themselves as Progressive is at 24% and declining rapidly.

Neither of them have a chance in hell of winning this election cycle, not unless something incredible happens. I’m talking Alien invasion, hell freezes over. That kind of incredible. The President has endeared himself to the American people. The average guy on the street wants someone who is looking out for him and his family. Sanders and Warren have proven for years that they riding on the ignorants of their constituents, who vote for the same brain dead Politicians every cycle just because their grandparents were Democrats going back to LBJ and FDR. People are waking up. I did.

originally posted by: neo96
As long as someone doesn't pull Sanders finger.

We'll be alright.

If not have the gas mask's on stand by.

Damn I should’ve thought of that one !

I must be slipping ?

a reply to: neo96

The carbon dioxide and methane coming from his arz isn't what I care about...it's the loonie ideas that come from this "gas bag's" mouth.

originally posted by: shawmanfromny
a reply to: neo96

The carbon dioxide and methane coming from his arz isn't what I care about...it's the loonie ideas that come from this "gas bag's" mouth.

Same difference.

originally posted by: carewemust
The number of Democrats identifying themselves as Progressive is at 24% and declining rapidly.

That's because communist is the new progressive. It polls more positively with millennials.

a reply to: GBP/JPY

I like the one with Bernie pointing and laughing at her myself .

It was my favorite caption too. 😎

a reply to: Fallingdown

The tensions between Sens. Bernie Sanders of Vermont and Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts began to flare over the weekend but truly escalated following reports that Sanders told Warren at a December 2018 meeting that he thought a woman couldn’t win the White House in 2020

In my best Bernie voice:
"Look, it's clear that the little lady simply misunderstood."

On yelling contests?

I was wondering who would start the eye-gouging first. I guess that's the end of the mild-hearted pillow fighting for Warren. Her handlers just gave her the signal; it's do or die time.

a reply to: Sookiechacha

Lol

Thanks for coming with a sense of humor Sookie.

I view this thing as nothing more than grandma and grandpa fighting .

A couple well-placed mean spirited barbs will fly back-and-forth but nothing will come of it .

Iowa has already made up their mind which one they’re voting for .

I think they need to make an Epic Rap Battle out of this.

originally posted by: Nickn3
Neither of them have a chance in hell of winning this election cycle, not unless something incredible happens. I’m talking Alien invasion, hell freezes over. That kind of incredible. The President has endeared himself to the American people. The average guy on the street wants someone who is looking out for him and his family. Sanders and Warren have proven for years that they riding on the ignorants of their constituents, who vote for the same brain dead Politicians every cycle just because their grandparents were Democrats going back to LBJ and FDR. People are waking up. I did.

Exactly

Millions. MILLIONS of people have changed from left/dEmocrat supporters to President Trump supporters over the last three years

Exactly ZERO have gone the other way

A dEmocrat will not be President this election cycle. And every single one of them knows it.

These two losers fighting is just a sideshow. One is a racist who lies about her heritage and the other is a capitalist who hates the United States.

Neither of them will be on the ticket.

It will likely be the dEms ‘other’ candidate, a pedophile, who runs against the President, and loses.

I still cant shake the feeling that Bloomberg is going to be Superdelegated into the top spot just like Hillary was. Bernie and Warren will be the sideshow and Joe is going to take the fall for failing to get Trump impeached. In comes Bloomberg on a flaming white horse (or whatever) to “save the day.”

Which is to say Bloomberg has no chance in hell against Trump. And it is all going to come crashing down as soon as it is public knowledge that Governor “Blackface” Northam in Virginia was funded by Bloomberg is about to singlehandedly start a civil war following the Bloomberg manual for piss poor governance.

But don’t feel left out Virginia, DeWine in Ohio is trying a similar stunt and is about to get the same education. Only yours truly was a first day invite to the New Board of Regents to calmly discuss the new curriculum.

a reply to: Breakthestreak

They did? Hmmm. So when we see actual facts... like the mid-terms, we are just gonna ignore that huh? Keep up the loud whistling with fingers in ears though, it'll make all of this easier in the end, as will your ATS support group. I'm sure they've got your back no matter what the facts say.

a reply to: ketsuko

How about a drinking contest live on TV.

The first one to get through a bottle of mad dog 2020 .

Then do a double backflip off the barstool wins .

That’s not as hard as you’d think.

a reply to: Fallingdown

And so it begins...