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Harry and Meghan Job Prospects

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posted on Jan, 14 2020 @ 11:50 AM
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Pornhub is always an option...although i petsonally avoid gingers. Pasty white dudes aint my thang.

When Harry Banged Sally...err Meghan

The Dukes of Dallas

A Royal PITA

As a final option ya know.



posted on Jan, 14 2020 @ 12:11 PM
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a reply to: Stupidsecrets

They have money so they can do whatever they like , Meghan now has a higher profile so film roles will come in and Harry will still be getting a couple of million a year from his father , the opportunities are endless and the pitfalls deep.



posted on Jan, 14 2020 @ 02:37 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey, did you say bartending?

These days, that's qualification enough to get elected from a blue district to serve in the US House. She could join the Squad!
edit on 14-1-2020 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 14 2020 @ 03:01 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Stupidsecrets

Meghan can always get a job, she's hot, and has some acting skills, so waiting tables or bartending is always in her future.

Harry? He's a Ginger. They have no souls so about the only thing he'd be good at is being a lawyer, or a Mime.

Mostly a Mime.

God, I hate Mimes.

Has anyone ever punched a Mime? Sometimes I think about it.

It's a dark thought and I usually feel bad about thinking about it, but sometimes, I'd really like to punch one.

I wonder if the Make-A-Wish Foundation would let me punch a Mime if I were really sick.

Might be worth it.



This is the best tangent I've ever seen anyone go on.




posted on Jan, 14 2020 @ 04:23 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Sometimes I identify as a transgender mime. Mosty at my job when I don't want to talk to the boss.



posted on Jan, 14 2020 @ 07:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

what the hell mimes



posted on Jan, 14 2020 @ 07:16 PM
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a reply to: rickymouse

hell i feel like a mime every time i talk to the wife



posted on Jan, 14 2020 @ 07:20 PM
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a reply to: eletheia

simple they won't be told it will be filed in miscellaneous with the toilet paper







 
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