Post your best knock knock joke..........

Mine

Knock Knock

Whos there

Lettuce..

Lettuce who?

Come on... let us in

a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock knock

Who's there

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock


Who's there

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell Mop.

Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
sure
OK, you start..

This one's best done while eating a meal or snack. You'll see why.


Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Ah-choo.

Ah-choo who?

Ah-choo my food well, wanna see?


Cue the grossed out "Ewwww" remarks from the kids. Or, if the ones you're around are grosser than mine, maybe "Cool!"

a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Do You Want 2 Cd's?

Do You Want 2 Cd's Who?

Do You Want 2 C Deez Nutz!



My nieces love this one.

originally posted by: acackohfcc
Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
sure
OK, you start..

No you start!

These jokes are so bad that as an EU citizen I felt compelled enough to stand up, say no, and explode some things while no one was looking.

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
These jokes are so bad that as an EU citizen I felt compelled enough to stand up, say no, and explode some things while no one was looking.

Just wait until they start with the Dad Jokes. It's possible to have a more groan-inducing joke than a knock-knock joke

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.

Knock knock

Who’s there ?

Asshole

Asshole who ?

Open the door and find out

originally posted by: ColeYounger
a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

yours is the best
the others are quite frankly shocking

originally posted by: acackohfcc
Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
sure
OK, you start..

Knock knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Salsa.
Salsa who?
Salsa want is you!

[My wife JUST made that one up...]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kith and Kin.
Kith and Kin who?
If you're Kin, let's Kith!

Knock “splat”

Who’s there?

A leper...

a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

The interrupting cow

The interrup

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Terrible I know