wat can i do with ATS points?

silly question maybe but wat are they for ?







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Much like smoking cigarettes, ATS points just make you look cool.

Plus (all things being equal, up and running) you may access the MemCenter located via the top right button of your ATS Surf Board and "purchase" things to enhance your digital persona.

Yeah, there's really no less confusing way to say it. Just experience it.

Hey info_junkee

ok heres a few links to help you out.

ABOUT ATS: The points system. (updated)

Zedd's Handbook of ATS Links
And if you have anymore questions feel free to u2u me

You will find your u2u's in the member center



and also there is a message when you recieve a u2u

Okay, that was less confusing.

ATs points are redeamable at any Walmart store.

Just take a screenshot of your points and show it to the checkout peson when buying goods.

1 point = $1

The above post by a Super Moderator is a flagrant breach of the terms & conditions of this site in respect to posting false information with knowingness.

This should be audited and the miscreant concerned should be whipped, or something.

Anyone knows that you should wait for the double ATS points bonus days advertised quarterly by Walmart. Jesus.

Actually ATS points are cool... you can change your background and the color in your avatar and join RATS. I think its a rather awesome system. Kudos to who ever started it. I would love to be able to buy a T-shirt with a pic of SkepticOverlord's superhero on.

I was promised a one way ticket to anyplace with mine


Be Nice.

I have heard that if you travel to Asia, you can hire a Giesha Girl for around 250 ATS points. Nepalese Temple Balls are also available, but save your points up, they aren't cheap.

Hmmmm i am learning so many things I never knew I could do with ATS points??? Trips, cash , geishas? BUT could I have a T-shirt instead?

Originally posted by Netchicken
ATs points are redeamable at any Walmart store.

Just take a screenshot of your points and show it to the checkout peson when buying goods.

1 point = $1

Just remember to take them to the Wal-mart where they changed the fake $200 bill at!

Hey, if you feel like getting rid of a few, just throw a few insults around and the mods will do the rest!

Just kidding! I think RANT hit the nail on the head!

Originally posted by info_junkee
silly question maybe but wat are they for ?

ummm, buy an 'h'?

The ATS points system is a pyramidal system of enslavement set up by the emotionless, reptoid, extraterrestrial, shapeshifting rulers of the site and designed to entrap free-thinkers who are drawn to ATS, deceiving themselves that they have escaped the futilely competitive world of convertible BMWs and white-picket fences, only to find that they are ironically, nay tragically once again forced into a heirarchy of the "have's and the have not's" and spiritually blinded by the endless pursuit of the next best text and background color combination.

I have way too many points. Can I insult someone?

Originally posted by Reaganwasourgreatest
I have way too many points. Can I insult someone?

This is indeed an indication of the prototypical psychopathology in the American psyche. Thank you for letting it surface here.

You can send a self-addressed stamped envelope to the Confederate Reserve System in Richmond, Virginia and have the points exchanged for Confederate dollars at the current market rate.

bah, netchicken/MA beat me to it. damn...

Lately, though, FredT has been saving up. He intends to buy wal-mart within the riscal year.

Well, since i have more then you, I am better then you. no matter I have been on ATS for over 4 years, about 2.5 on this name, I better then you. Of course, just about everybody else has more.....

Naw, can buy cool things, like how my backround is orange, can buy titles, like how mine is "Best #3 Around" and stuff like that.

ummm, buy an 'h'?

yeah ok very 'funeeeeee'

thanks everyone


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I took my screenshot to the bluelight special at the Chinese K-Mart but they didn't speak english...