Midnight ride of Paul revere 2019-2020

This is very loosely based on longfellow . I’ve been poking around on it for a couple days and could only get halfway through his poem.

Gave it a try anyway .



Listen, my Patriots,and you shall hear

Of the of the election results that put a boot in the liberals rear.

On the 12th of December, 2019

Trump be damned now they’ve got another reason to scream.

The Brits have chosen not to linger.

They given liberals/EUSSR the middle finger.

The British citizens marched to the polls.

And again gave a signal for whom the Bell tolls

A blue lantern they hung from their polling booth.

We will answer with red because we are in cahoots.

The urban areas are starting to crack.

Moderate Democrats please don’t hold back

Your voice can deliver a tremendous whack

Urban and rural areas need to unite

To to send libs to safe Spaces afraid of a fight.

With a tremendous roar we’ll face the commies

And send ANTIFA running back to their mommies

Our voices will grow against the emotional masses.

On November 3, 2020th we’ll kick their asses.

Our flags will fly bold and proud

For our rejection of PC will be clear precise and loud.

Silent majority will help us speak

Rise from their slumber no longer meek

Wanders and watches with eager ears,

Till our overwhelming voices fill’s their hears

The middle class will muster for our rights

The constitution will be safe with the help of suburbanites.

The sound of their votes will ensure defeat

The measured tread of minorities from inner-city will come

No longer held under the Democrats thumb

Patsy victims under liberal rule

Who have had enough for being played a fool

By the trembling ladder, steep and tall,

To the highest window in the wall,

Americans and Brits will host flags in our nations

Proudly displayed from our highest stations

As a victory banner they will fly at full staff

Proclaiming the subversives can all kiss our ass

Beneath, on the pavement lay medicaid

Near AOC with something stupid to say

The streets will be flooded with liberal tears


That’s when we’ll all crack victory beers🍺

Victory cries will echo through the air.



Thanks to the push by the Brit with bad hair !


( anybody want to try and finish it ?)

Not bad, not bad at all. Thanks for the laugh.

a reply to: Nickn3

Were you laughing with me or at me ? Lol

Tears.